Nine words women use

[Master]

This is to warn men about arguments they can avoid with women if they remember the terminology.

1. Fine: this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go ahead: this is a dare not a permission. Don’t do it.
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, this is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing (refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing)
6. That’s OK: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s OK means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: a woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’. That will bring on a ‘whatever’
8. Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F--- You!
9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong’ For the woman's response, refer to point 3.

[armin]

haha the whatever one is so true!!! Just got it the other night from the girlfriend, and interpreting whatever as fuck you makes way more sense.

[Spicoli]

Lol good stuff....but the five minutes one through me for a second before I read the rest

[Kel]

Some of them are too true

[bikersk]

So so true. Hee hee. - Whatever

[KKisser]

1. Fine: this is the word women use to end an argument when THEY THINK they are right and you need to shut up.

[Chino]

This reminds me of those times when a girl will hunt for compliments. You have a girl come out in her bikini and as she kicks it with you ".....*gigles*.....oh my gaaawd, I am like, soooo fat, huh?" maybe those girls expect guys to go "Oh no baby, don't worry, you are totally hot. You are the most beautiful here!" to boost up their ego. Well, guess what, I tell them just what they told me. Sure, I will try not to go overboard hahaha! But I do tell them '...well, yeah, you are kinda chubby but, its ok, nothing you can't burn in the gym...hey! pass me another burger!" hahahaha!

If the girl came out with a different attitude. Even though she's chubby or whatever, I would still play around "Hey sexy thing, look at you! Ungh! Come over here!" Difference is that she's not hunting for compliments. I'll try to keep it honest. If I think she's chubby or skinny, I'll compliment her hair maybe "You did something to your hair? Cute!" or something else I think looks alright.

[Nameless]

This reminds me of those times when a girl will hunt for compliments. You have a girl come out in her bikini and as she kicks it with you ".....*gigles*.....oh my gaaawd, I am like, soooo fat, huh?" maybe those girls expect guys to go "Oh no baby, don't worry, you are totally hot. You are the most beautiful here!" to boost up their ego. Well, guess what, I tell them just what they told me. Sure, I will try not to go overboard hahaha! But I do tell them '...well, yeah, you are kinda chubby but, its ok, nothing you can't burn in the gym...hey! pass me another burger!" hahahaha!

If the girl came out with a different attitude. Even though she's chubby or whatever, I would still play around "Hey sexy thing, look at you! Ungh! Come over here!" Difference is that she's not hunting for compliments. I'll try to keep it honest. If I think she's chubby or skinny, I'll compliment her hair maybe "You did something to your hair? Cute!" or something else I think looks alright.

That absolutely reminds me of an old history with one of the hottest chick we had back in secondary school:

The girl was beyond anything we had at the time to say so BUT... she was horribly in lack of compliments. So, we had many circular benches on the public place of the school and she was sometimes coming to see us as she had some friends who were often sitting with us. As usual, she was often complaining that she was a bit fat and there was that bunch of testosteroned guys drooling and just trying to reassure her abour how incredible she was and such, hoping to either seduce her ot to get her attention a bit more.
As she already had did it a few times, I was quite pissed off at that circus, I was young and idiot like the others but that trick I knew at the time and i got what she really wanted. So, during one of her seance where I had decided it was enough and where she almost looked convincing, after she did her usual circus and that the guy were drooling too much for my tastes, I quietly turned my head toward her and very quietly I said: "Well, you definitely got weight on your legs but the rest is quite ok I think". I promise, the plain silence, I almost heard the guys who choked around me and the girl just muttered a little "tss-eehh" looked at me quite shocked with her eyes dillated as if she would have seen a dead, tried to mumble a word or two and just walk away. The guys were pissed at me but I explained them that she was just craving for attention but damn, it was worth it, especially as we know, legs and bottom = girls sensitive spot

[Andre]

Haha try " Youre not fat sweety but how did you smuggle all that crack through customs!?"

[HattonTheHammer]

words you`ll never hear a girlfriend/wife utter include...

"Sure you have a nice time out with your mates, i`ll clean the dishes"

"dont you spend that money on me you treat yourself to a nice pair of jeans"

"switch coronation street off i wanna watch the football"

"yeah shelley does have a nice arse doesnt she, you should tell her"

"if you wanna stick it up my arse and jizz over my face, please be my guest"



anymore.........

[Chino]

Nameless,
Good one! Sometimes those girls know who to go to hear what they want. They'll go to the ones they see drool for them and you'll have those poor saps say whatever she wants to hear and more. Once they see you don't give a crap they'll probably won't be hunting for compliments with you anymore.

Interesting also how a girl will show you a picture and sometimes tell you it’s the worst picture she has. YEAH RIGHT! Do you really think a girl will go pick the worst picture she ever has?! Suuuuuuuure.

Andre,
Hahahaha! How about telling them they are not fat but its cool how they can feel safe if a flood comes because of their self-attached life saver around their waist.

[Douglas]

This is to warn men about arguments they can avoid with women if they remember the terminology.

1. Fine: this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go ahead: this is a dare not a permission. Don’t do it.
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, this is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing (refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing)
6. That’s OK: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s OK means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: a woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’. That will bring on a ‘whatever’
8. Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F--- You!
9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong’ For the woman's response, refer to point 3.

Something else a woman will say that lets you know hell is headed your way is "We need to talk". Those 4 words mean nothing but bad news (usually it means she's about to break up with you).

[Chino]

This is to warn men about arguments they can avoid with women if they remember the terminology.

1. Fine: this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go ahead: this is a dare not a permission. Don’t do it.
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, this is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing (refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing)
6. That’s OK: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s OK means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: a woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’. That will bring on a ‘whatever’
8. Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F--- You!
9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong’ For the woman's response, refer to point 3.

Something else a woman will say that lets you know hell is headed your way is "We need to talk". Those 4 words mean nothing but bad news (usually it means she's about to break up with you).

I know, huh? Then she sits down to throw you all kinds of compliments which she never did through out all the time of the relationship only to finish with "...and you are also such a funny guy, great sense of humor, so giving, so trusting, you are such a gentleman, blah blah blah blah...but...*a drama tear*...You are so special that I see you as if you were my brother..." Pppphhhbbttttthhhh, you have been dumped!