Late post

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I posted this joke three weeks ago.

Fucking Royal Mail.

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You're like a bus no joke for weeks then the same two come at once.

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Postman Pat, Postman Pat
Postman Pat and his unionised cat,
Early in the morning,
They're still in bed a-snoring,
And I'm wondering where's my post you fucking twat.

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I'm so worried - I don’t know what to do now postmen have voted to stage a national strike.

If only scientists could invent a way for us to use computers to send mail electronically over the internet.

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Just thought I'd post a few letters before the strike.

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There seems to be a major panic on at the moment, about the postal workers going on strike with the run up to Christmas!

I really dont give a fuck to be honest, my parcels are delivered by Santa anyway...