Mugged last night

[Mark TKO]

Last night on my way back to hotel after xmas party I was set upon by 3 blokes down an alley.

I managed to knock one out - not the best time to have a wank I know but let's face it, it could have been my last

[jamiebhoy]

, this would be more like it

[Nameless]

Last night on my way back to hotel after xmas party I was set upon by 3 blokes down an alley.

I managed to knock one out - not the best time to have a wank I know but let's face it, it could have been my last

Tell us more, sounds like an interesting story and something that could have turned out quite wrong.

[Nameless]

Last night on my way back to hotel after xmas party I was set upon by 3 blokes down an alley.

I managed to knock one out - not the best time to have a wank I know but let's face it, it could have been my last

Tell us more, sounds like an interesting story and something that could have turned out quite wrong.

[Kel]

Last night on my way back to hotel after xmas party I was set upon by 3 blokes down an alley.

I managed to knock one out - not the best time to have a wank I know but let's face it, it could have been my last

Tell us more, sounds like an interesting story and something that could have turned out quite wrong.

[Gandalf]

Haha, made me laugh!

[CutMeMick]

[OumaFan]

I laughed, I always do, even when they're horrible, maybe especially when they're horrible.