~ Saddos 2009 Boxing Award Winners ~

[CutMeMick]

Alright I apologize for the small delay here.
I got held up at customes... Don't really want to talk about how the Aussie's gave me a Cavity Search twice.


Hello all I'm CutMeMick and I will be hosting The Saddos 2009 Boxing Awards.



As you can see I've been drinking already and lot's of it.

The awards as they are done every year have been voted on by you the people here at Saddos this is your award show where you get to vote and potentially choose who wins.

I'd like to invite everyone to please find your seats so we can kick off the ceremony.



Also a few things...

- SilverBack as every past year is working the door. Really doubt you want to fuck with him. He'll fucken launch you by your tie back to whatever country you flew in from. As back security we have the usuals JTRock and if needed VD.

- SuperHeavyCunt let's not drink straight out of the liquor fountains, please.

- VD the waitresses are not strippers. So don't do what you did last year. The President of Human relations at the Eiffel Tower is deliborating with his people if they'll ever let us host our awards again at their facility.

- Spicoli let's keep the in between HOOORAHHS! and Jibba Jabbas to a minimum. Most of us here don't understand a lick of what your saying especially when your drunk off your ass.

- YoungBlood theirs a special fountain of Chocolate Milk just for you.

- KillerSheep appreciate the "Arizona Gold Mine" you brought

[CutMeMick]

I'm here to present this years Saddo Fighter of The Year Award.

With a total of 40 votes this years winner is.....

Manny Pacquiao

[CutMeMick]

Up next we have this years Saddo Fight of the Year Award.

With a total of 23 votes this years fight goes to...

Juan M. Marquez vs. Juan Diaz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONOO2Q7metY

[CutMeMick]

We now move on to announcing this years Saddo Round of the Year Award.

With a total of 13 votes this years winner is...

Victor Ortiz vs. Marcos R. Maidana Rd. 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6AEjLPlTc0

[CutMeMick]

At this I'd like to announce this years Saddo KO of the Year Award.

With a total of 23 votes this years winner is...

Manny Pacquiao KO's Ricky Hatton

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LoZi9Xw2wQ

[CutMeMick]

I will now annouce this years Saddo Upset of the Year Award.


With a total of 12 votes this years winner is...

Andre Ward defeats Mikkel Kessler

[BoxingChaos]

We now move on to announcing this years Saddo Round of the Year Award.

With a total of 13 votes this years winner is...

Victor Ortiz vs. Marcos R. Maidana Rd. 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6AEjLPlTc0

Round 1 only? Shiet, the entire fight was off the chain. I want to see a rematch. Every shot these boys were throwing were all power bombs

[purtyboy]

Uninvitingly crashes the party and after having a few drinks sits down to await the awards.....

After a few stories with the regulars about how i been on this site since 2004 or 05 under the name outspoken and how i been reading regularly and hardly posting, still receive "who the f**k is that" faces.

A few corny jokes and beers later after announcing Manny Pacquiao for the Fighter of the year award. I rush to to the stage and steal the Mic from Pacquiao only to say " Im sorry, Pac, I'ma let you finish, But Antonio Margarito was the best cheater ever, best cheater ever " only to be bombarded by security guards and thrown the fudge out... - even though i was only there for 1 award, all in all.. it was a great night!

[CutMeMick]

Alright where's Diane?
I want to dance, drink and have some fun..

Let's do it Diane I'm ready I want to forget all about 2009 and kick off 2010 the right way.

Wonder how long before we're allover eachother on the dance floor Diane 1st verse of the 1st song?

[CutMeMick]

I guess not much going on the 2nd floor this year

[CFH]

I guess not much going on the 2nd floor this year

Everyone's in the bathroom doing the blow that Missy smuggled in (I won't say where she hid it), things will liven up soon.

[CutMeMick]

I guess not much going on the 2nd floor this year

Everyone's in the bathroom doing the blow that Missy smuggled in (I won't say where she hid it), things will liven up soon.

Sweet...

I wanna do a line off the crack of her ass.

[ryanman]

I think im lost.

[Nameless]

*while all the guests were starting to talk with each others, A guy with a black bomber filled with patches and a pair of 12 holes steel cap Dr Martens Boots was stuck at the door with a monster man dressed in white with dark Christian Dior's shades*
D = doorman
N = Nameless

B- SOrry Sir but you're not allowed in, this is a private evening
N- Well, I've been invited
B - Sorry no punk allowed inside, your clothes do not fit
N - Well I've heard that dress codes weren't necessary so I came as I dress normally
B - I am not stupid, step aside to let the other guesses come in
N - Look on your guest list, my name's there, I am invited I promise
B- "what's your name I asked? I am losing patience there"
N- " I am Namemess"
B- Sorry but no name no entrance
N- well... I am nameless, ask saddo peoples
B- please Mister, go away, you're not invited in there
N- Yeah I promise I am, Master invited me, I am nameless, check on your sheet!
B- You're starting to play with my nerves, if you'Re nameless, you can't be on my list, I have only names over there.
N-Look, my name is nameless, that's my name, or my nickname, or the self given nickname I auto-gave myself.
B- ....... *staring at me with angry eyes and clenched teeth*
N-Look.... GO in the "N" section, then followed by an "A".
B-... AHHHHhhhhhhh I seeeee, ok you can come in but next time dress more conveniently.

**Finally getting in**

So everybody's in the bathroom for strange reasons, good for me, I don't need to make my little needs yet, nobody waiting at the bar and all the couches are for me if I want. First, let's kick that off with a double Talisker with a single ice, sounds appropriate. First of all, let's try to find Jaz in all that crowd. I do not start with the toilet, it's way too full and Steelie might be there and I can't get any stupid risks even if my steel cap are supposed to be good protection in that kind of case.

*walks around trying to figure out who is who*

....

[Diane]

Alright where's Diane?
I want to dance, drink and have some fun..

Let's do it Diane I'm ready I want to forget all about 2009 and kick off 2010 the right way.

Wonder how long before we're allover eachother on the dance floor Diane 1st verse of the 1st song?

Oops, sorry I was in the ladies room, but unfortunately not in the same one as Missy. I had to make sure that the twins were secure in my little black dress, since it's a bit low cut, and I don't want them making an accidental appearance. Well at least not yet.

You did a great job of hosting the awards, and ohhhhhhh baby, you are looking mighty fine tonight as well.

I know you want to put 2009 behind you, and I'm just the girl to make you forget all about it, and give you a great start to 2010.

So come on, let's go and get our groove on out on the dance floor, because I want to see what kind of moves you have, and I'm sure it won't take long for things to get very touchy feely.




I have to tell you though, as I was walking around, I saw a lot of things going on.....

First Violent D grabbed me as I was walking by, and sat me on his lap, and then with a whisper in my ear, he asked if I was wearing anything under my dress. My answer was.......


You can forget about getting a coherent sentence from Spicoli. He already was drinking straight from the bottle, sitting alone, and babbling to himself.


For some reason Legion was laying on his back, and bench pressing Bilbo.


As usual, POB couldn't resist getting behind the bar to serve up some drinks, just like he does at Saddo's Gentlemens Club. But I think it has more to do with the cute girl bartender that is working it.


I saw CFH and Jaz standing by the bar debating about racism, while cracking on each other at the same time.


As I walked into the hallway to go to the ladies room, there was Brucelee and Miles still calling each other gay. Then when I walked out, they were making out.


Of course I saw Killersheep an amat sharing some herbage, and laughing in a corner.


There was even one hypocritical pompous prick that was arguing with security, saying that he should be the only one allowed in the VIP section, because he's better than everyone else.


Missy must still be in the bathroom, because I haven't seen her all night.


Andre is spreading the word of peace and love.


Big H is pissed because he can't find a big booty woman around the joint.


Fenster is passed out already. FACT.


JT and ElTerribleMorales were cutting down some of the newbie Pac fans.


And Hattonthehammer has been thrown out already, go figure.



I wonder what else will happen tonight.