Said to the missus "hey fat cunt what do you want for Valentine,s day" She said " dont get fucking lippy" i said " mascara it is then " !!!
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Said to the missus "hey fat cunt what do you want for Valentine,s day" She said " dont get fucking lippy" i said " mascara it is then " !!!
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I do not believe in Valentines as everyday in my household is valentine day. Plus I am a tight git.
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And besides... Blow up dolls don't like candy.Originally Posted by Master
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True and are far less demanding and not high maintenance.And besides... Blow up dolls don't like candy.
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A holiday maliciously created to make lonely people extremely depressed.
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A holiday maliciously created to make unromantic people extremely embarrassed and shown up.
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I got 24 roses :0) he got layed !!
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How much do cost 24 roses in the UK?
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You are male you are about to weigh this price up against prostitution aren't you.How much do cost 24 roses in the UK?
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That's more or less what I tried to weight but you blew up my cover. Thanks, AndreYou are male you are about to weigh this price up against prostitution aren't you.How much do cost 24 roses in the UK?
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The least a florist can do is wish you luck when you buy flowers.That's more or less what I tried to weight but you blew up my cover. Thanks, AndreYou are male you are about to weigh this price up against prostitution aren't you.How much do cost 24 roses in the UK?
I sometimes ask them "So you going to wish me luck or what"? Gets a smile.
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Would he have got laid anyway?
Got the rib a cd she wanted, she got me a bottle of bourbon and we went out for a nice dinner. I always do something but neither of us have ever got to carried away with the day.
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On valentines about 50 quid !!!
How shallow am I?? Haha
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Yeah probably
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the whole thing is just one big excuse for the shops to make a bit of money on peoples naivety
not me, id rather spend my hard earned cash on myself
PS:naturally i understand from this you can analyse that i never got any valentines this year......again
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