Things you hate to admit you did

[Mars_ax]

Here's a few of my milder brainfarts:

#1. accidentally brushing my teeth with Preparation H.

#2. forgetting to wash the juice off my fingers after cutting up Jalapeno peppers, and then touching my genitals to take a leak.

#3. tearing off a piece of toilet paper to blow my nose with, then tossing the full roll in the toilet.

Sure I was either drunk at the time or had a hangover, but still.

Any admissions?

[Spicoli]

In the Off topic section where any nomad can see it, you must be nuts

That #2. did that a couple of weeks ago but it was the eyes I rubbed. I looked like Wolak did vs Delvin Rodriquez last week.

[BIG H]

Getting caught by my mum, when sticking a bottle of grolsh up a girl's snatch.

[Mars_ax]

Getting caught by my mum, when sticking a bottle of grolsh up a girl's snatch.

What did mum say? I remember back in my last year of High School in 1967 my mother found about 1/4 oz. of weed in my sport coat, she asked me what it was and I told her it was pipe tobacco, and fortunately she believed me!

[Howlin Mad Missy]

this could be a very interesting yet ugly thread.

[Gandalf]

Too much to ever consider declaring on an open board, but a lot of things I look back on and think "hmm".