What the fuck has happened to hattonthehammer??

[skel1983]

This guy has lost the fucking plot, check some of this shit I found at Eastside, troubled young man it seems.


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WTF is up with him?

[AdamGB]

Not an East Side member so I can't read his posts, any chance you could paste them?

[BIG H]

Same here

[Mattyhitman]

What's he doing on Eastside anyway

This is the only boxing forum on the internet. FACT !

[skel1983]

What's he doing on Eastside anyway

This is the only boxing forum on the internet. FACT !

I would of said the same two years ago mate, but it's dead on here, the general room and the lounge is full of retards like Hammer but the British Board is really good imo, I post alot on there now just for the simple fact hardly anyone posts on here anymore.

[Saddo]

What's he doing on Eastside anyway

This is the only boxing forum on the internet. FACT !

I would of said the same two years ago mate, but it's dead on here, the general room and the lounge is full of retards like Hammer but the British Board is really good imo, I post alot on there now just for the simple fact hardly anyone posts on here anymore.

with respect mate... as in your own words your a poster over there and this place is dead why don't you just PM him over at eastside and ask him rather than posting tosh from that board on here.

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[skel1983]

Sorry lads I will paste his threads over there.

"most well respected and beloved forum member" saddo boxing community

Pretty sure you guys are gonna grow to love me

Spent ages on that forum and the guys over there absolutely adore me.

I kinda know how it feels to be the milkybar kid



spent the night in jail

mate of mine pre arranged a get together with a tasty little firm from wales (ALL of which came tooled up)

was promised only 20 or so of the slags but ended up with double that. Went straight to work on the top dog and wrapped a wrench around his head, claret everywhere. Old bill caught me smashing up a valuev sized taffy and tazered me

private solicitor gets me out on a plea, reckons though i could do a bit of bird for this



woke up next to an ex eastenders actress

absolute mental night, was popping pills all evening. Woke up to find this rather tasty number straddling me, turns out she is an actress who has been in various tv shows

still sound asleep, got to have her out of here by 10, kids 18year old babysitter is coming round at midday for a few lines of snort and a bounce on my bollocks


how old were you when you were first arrested?

remember it like it was yesterday.....

dad had bought me a new bike for my 10th birthday and i was riding it in the town centre when 4 yobs about 18-20 in age started giving me grief and calling me names

got off bike and fronted one who walked towards me, nutted him on the spot. 2 of the 3 lads had it on their toes one went for me and eventually got caught with a world famous knee trembler

police turn up at my doorstep middle of the night. Got a £250 fine, mere pennies for my old man but he still gave me an hiding for it


how many girls (birds, slags) you ever had on the go at one time??

think im counting 9 at the moment, 2/3 disputable ones im leaving out of that figure

you know the score, they think youve got there undivided attention but really youve got each and every one of them on the go

make up some bullshit story about being round your mums when you know full well you`ll be hanging out of her best mate by the end of the evening

hard juggling all that mind, dont think i could handle any more than i currently have

[skel1983]

went to the england game last night *WARNING* thread contains football violence


So im sitting in my local boozer drinking with some of the lads when in walks shaun the shiv, throws an envelope right at me and explains how ive been letting a fair few of the top table down by constantly obsessing over coke and slags

tells me, me and a fellow henchmen are going to the game tomorrow night, lairy little mob from swansea coming down on a coach and planning to turn over local boozer, gutted at the time as i fucking hate going to watch england now the flag wearers and face painters have taken over

arrive at the boozer 5.15, few of pompeys top boys in there, told them all about the fun we have in store for them on saturday, told me they had plans of their own.

Anywho im sipping on a pint when all of a sudden this roar envelops the boozer and in come a good 20/30 of wales finest, immediately charge the doors and they have it on their toes, me and 2 other lads chase after some bald headed slag and manage to put a pint glass over his head. Thankfully for him he had his running shoes on, very lucky boy

go to the game as ive got a VIP box and not to my surprise see a scene of absolute horror. Flags and painted faces everywhere, welsh fans mingling with english with not a sign of violence to be had, mexican wave got started and immediately informed all sitting in my section that each and every waver would get short shrift from me and my mate

what has the beautiful game come to, all about merchandise and having fun nowadays, not the game i was brought up on


in MANCHESTER today!!

drove out of sunny london this morning and headed up north, fuck me its grim, pissing down where i am

got a bit of business to take care of, if it all goes well i`ll be 50grand richer this afternoon

anywho.......can any of the locals recommend me a knocking shop, staying at the radisson and ideally want a couple of slags who can stay overnight. Checked out this website Manchester Escort Gallery of Incall Escorts but the number is currently engaged


SMASHED some blokes juicy arsehole to bits last night

out with the lads having a beer in a friends local when some lairy paddy for no real reasons starts taking the piss and lauding it up over us

told him to behave himself or he`d get a slap but it made him even more aggressive. Literally threw him through the pub doors and introduced his head to the pavement.

Should of seen the state of his boat once id finished up. Went back inside finished my beer and then headed off to some posh tarts gaff and ran it ragged for a few hours on the spin


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just got back from las vegas!!!

iterally just set foot in the door..

fantastic little weekend away at my summer house, ringside seats at the mayweather-ortiz fight, mingled with a fair few A list celebrities

attacked 2 fellas on the strip for laughing at my gucci clobber that i was wearing, night in A&E for them 2

ended the evening at some socialites party, had a round on some kardashian looking model, must of passed out straight after, woke up at 6am to find her and a mate both noshing away on my hampton. As i was about to get on plane home some bloke who works for a company called vivid rings me up and tells me he has heard all about my "freakishly large cock" and would i like to audition for them, i told him to do one

gonna get some kip now....go karting with a page3 model this afternoon



This is just some of the shit he has been posting over there, has he been hit on the fucking head? When was the llast time he was on here?