Doctor rings up a bloke

[Andre]

Says Im sorry to say this mate but we have two women with the same name on our files and one is your wife; thing is one has tested positive for aids and one has tested positive for Alzheimers. It will take weeks to retest them and get the results back.
"Oh shit says the bloke "what can I do?

'Tell you what, says the doctor send her down the shops for something if she comes back dont root her.'

[Saddo]

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?...



To get to the other side.