My Missus is due to have our 2nd kid in 5 weeks time. It's tradition to get the 'Mum to be' a gift, but I can't think of anything - Help me out
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Gift ideas for a new mum
My Missus is due to have our 2nd kid in 5 weeks time. It's tradition to get the 'Mum to be' a gift, but I can't think of anything - Help me out
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Re: Gift ideas for a new mum
How about one of these:
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Re: Gift ideas for a new mum
Im trying to flog a gasless MIG welder, yours for £50 quid if you're interested
When God said to the both of us "Which one of you wants to be Sugar Ray?" I guess I didnt raise my hand fast enough
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Re: Gift ideas for a new mum
Big bottle of booze, a night out with the girls and some kind of pampering session.
Most women I know once they have got the baby out, just want to go out and get pissed up after abstaining for 9 months. Get her a bottle of something nice, send her somewhere with some girls on a night out and get her treated to a spa and massage while she is there.
I expect she will also want a new wardrobe after strteching all her old stuff.
Failing that, a gassless MIG welder sounds like something every girl dreams of!
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How about a new fella? One that isn't a spineless cunt keeping in touch with women he's fucked?
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Re: Gift ideas for a new mum
congratulations mate... I have just the thing....
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I don't know what that is, but it scares me.Originally Posted by Mattyhitman
How about one of these:
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Missy & Kat would be the only one's that would find a use for one on hereI don't know what that is, but it scares me.How about one of these:
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Miles would probably use one. He is a cunt, stands to reason he's got the rest of the hardware.Missy & Kat would be the only one's that would find a use for one on hereI don't know what that is, but it scares me.How about one of these:
When God said to the both of us "Which one of you wants to be Sugar Ray?" I guess I didnt raise my hand fast enough
Charley Burley
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