To stealan idea from Mars post, "What will be your last words"?

[Andre]

Mine, probably Thanks for everything.

[Kev]

Thanks for everything? You aren't likely to a nice forewarning and a countdown.

It will probably something related to your manner of death such as 'what shall I start the engine now? or 'who is that running down the hill like a mad man?'

I fully expect my last words to be something profound like 'whoops!' or 'Oh didn't mean to do that...'

[Gandalf]

I will probably say "Bloody orthodox Jews" or "Obama's a bastard war criminal" or something of that ilk. Probably a heart attack thereafter.

[Gandalf]

It would be great to go out making a great speech telling the yearning masses how all I wanted to do was open a few eyes and make the world a better place. Little children would be crying and mothers and fathers would be standing around solemn faced and a group of Palestinians would be in the corner knowing I always stood by them and maybe a couple of rednecks in the corner spitting and snarling because I dared to insult their motherland.

And then my final breath as it is all gone and then peace at last.

[Saddo]

"Fuck me, a BUS!!"

[0james0]

If I'm dying with an audience, e.g- on my death bed surrounded by family and friends, then my last words will be:

"20 years ago I won a lot of money, a couple of million in fact, I kept it secret and burried all of the cash in a box, the box is hidden in...."