Tap leak

[Master]

It started with a tap leak.

In the old days I would simply open the tap and change the washer. Now with these new fancy taps I could not open the bloody thing so had to buy a £20 tool to try and open it but could not get the grip.

So bought £90 new tap instead. Then had to go back to the shop beacuse the fittings did not match my current ones. Put everything in place and water leaking everywhere. Took a total of 4 hours and without water all night.

Moral of the story, call a plumber and not do DIY.

[0james0]

Gaffa tape and sealant! Seals anything!

[Master]

Gaffa tape and sealant! Seals anything!

Tried the tape. I did and the nuts are tight as anything. Needed some plumbers mate but did not have that ether bu plumber said that would not work either.

[Beanz]

Nice weather for flooding

[Andre]

A doctor I know had the same trouble but with his toilet over the weekend it was blocked, he called a plumber he came around threw a pill down the toilet charged him weekend rates and said if its not better by Monday morning to give him a call.

[Andre]

We have heard about all the flooding on the news!
So you are not a Master Plumber

[Master]

Andre these jokes deserve to be on the jokes thread, they are truly awful that they become good.

[Crosseret]

Mission: Impossible

[Master]

Yes it felt like Mission Impossible.

[0james0]

I hope this tap leak is fixed by now!

[Master]

I hope this tap leak is fixed by now!

It is but the water does not turn off instantly which you would expect from a new tap. It dribbles like Maradona.

[Beanz]

I hope this tap leak is fixed by now!

It is but the water does not turn off instantly which you would expect from a new tap. It dribbles like Maradona.

Does it cheat and get really fat too?

[Master]

I hope this tap leak is fixed by now!

It is but the water does not turn off instantly which you would expect from a new tap. It dribbles like Maradona.

Does it cheat and get really fat too?

Let it go, it was 1986 and the second goal was great.