Bloody Wind

[Dia bando]

Up in North Wales the wind took the roof off my polycarbonate shed.
Shit one bit of the roof slide down and hit me between the eyes cutting the bridge of my nose.
I was seeing start and a sore nose put the roof on high winds and pissing down with rain.
So much for a few days holidays and the gutters on my conservator were blocked unblocking them in the rain.
Fucking bad day the wife laughing at my nose it's ruined my good looks LOL.

[Batman]

In Brum it was windy as fuck but I mean come on people were going on like it was the end of the world, I really like bad weather, I love going out and walking in it, thunder storms really excite me and I just love walking when it is absolutely hammering down and blowing a gale.

As people were leaving the office they were telling each other to have a safe journey, one bird actually told someone to text them to let them know they'd got home safely, I mean come on get a fucking grip you bunch of absolute fucktards

[El Kabong]

Pffft you guys don't know from wind....we have Hurricanes, tornadoes, you have WIND....

[Master]

Someone died in Wolverhampton because of it.

My neighbours car got hit by a big broken branch.

[El Kabong]

Someone died in Wolverhampton because of it.

My neighbours car got hit by a big broken branch.

Geee......






.....that must have been REALLY scary

[Dia bando]

Pffft you guys don't know from wind....we have Hurricanes, tornadoes, you have WIND....

Lyle 94 mph wind speed is pretty rough mate.
Large trees coming down and electricity supplies off.
Not much fun.

[El Kabong]

Pffft you guys don't know from wind....we have Hurricanes, tornadoes, you have WIND....

Lyle 94 mph wind speed is pretty rough mate.
Large trees coming down and electricity supplies off.
Not much fun.

If it ain't triple digits I don't give a shit

[Master]

Woman killed by 'Storm Doris debris' outside Starbucks in Wolverhampton city centre « Express & Star

[Dark Lord Al]

Pffft you guys don't know from wind....we have Hurricanes, tornadoes, you have WIND....

Lyle my friend you can see why someone from the UK would be more worried about 94 mph winds than someone from America.
Remember the average American is 400lbs so they don't have to worry about blowing away , people from the UK worry as they are not as fat.

[brocktonblockbust]

beanz is 3 sheets to the wind

[El Kabong]

Pffft you guys don't know from wind....we have Hurricanes, tornadoes, you have WIND....

Lyle my friend you can see why someone from the UK would be more worried about 94 mph winds than someone from America.
Remember the average American is 400lbs so they don't have to worry about blowing away , people from the UK worry as they are not as fat.

....So is that wind blowing around toothbrushes and dental floss then?