Favorite Desserts

[SlimTrae]

I'm addicted to sweets.

Top 10 without hesitating would be

1. Caramel Turtle Sundae
2. Supreme Bean Pie
3. Strawberry swirl cheesecake
4. Banana Split
5. Red Velvet Cake
6. Lindor Lindt White chocolate Truffle
7. Sweet Potatoe Pie
8. Yellow cake/chocolate frosting
9. Turtle chocolates
10.Bear claws

[NoSavingByTheBell]

First off, good.list.

One day I needed major sweets mainlined. Here's what I did. No joke.

I bought 2 big bars of semisweet baking chocolate, like 8 ounces each. Then I bought bought an 8 ounce box of black raisins, powdered sugar, and a big ass bottle of whipped ass motherfuckin cream.

But how I assembled this gem defies reason:

Got off my 2ns bus, Walked 1 mile in 20 degrees Fahrenheit over icy busted up sidewalks, dreaming of the assembly of this mindblower dessert. See, I had just left my Haitian girlfriend's place and if you can imagine, I had worked up some damn appetite, this is now about 8 pm on a mid-week work night. This was 1995, East Orange, winter night.

Got home, washed up, got out a big pyrex casserole dish. Laid those 2 choco bars down, sprinkled copious spoonfuls of raisins over them, covering them totally, and Zapped that baby good for 90 seconds in the microwave. Took it out, lusciously melted about 3/4 of the way, raisins sunken in and luscious.....sprinkled powdered sugar all over that and then totally sprayed the fuck out of it with a mountain of whipped ass cream.

Got out a big spoon and went to town on that ass B.

[NoSavingByTheBell]

2nd ass of the night

[Master]

Chocolate sponge pudding with custard

[SlimTrae]

Chocolate sponge pudding with custard

Not the same, but reminded me of lava cake, when made right! Oh, And with a scoop of vanilla (so hard to find custard for some sad reason)

[Primo Carnera]

Sfogliatelle
Baba
Cassata
Sticky toffee pudding
Tart au Citron