How many times have you been sick this year?

[Snakey]

Havent been sick at all this year, was only sick once last yr and once the yr before that. I eat pretty cleanly and exercise 5 days a week so i think that helps as well as having a flu shot every yr.

[Master]

In 15 years of work been sick 7 days, 6 of those days working with children where you can pick up bugs. Been at my current job 5 years and had no day off work due to sickness. Staff get a letter from our chief every year congratulating us.

[El Kabong]

Its amazing you can go so long without being sick and you start feeling invincible and then once you get a minor something you're completely knocked out of commission.

I once got this norovirus type thing....my God it was horrible. I was throwing up every hour on the hour and then dry heaving so hard I pulled a muscle in my back...lost 15 pounds from that, good times

[0james0]

I had the same virus earlier this year. First time of being sick for ages.

Puked my guts up for about 3 days. Anything and everything that went in came out. Was afraid to cough or squeeze a danger fart!

[El Kabong]

...Its horrible when you can't fart with confidence.

[0james0]

...Its horrible when you can't fart with confidence.

But I thought it was safe!

(you watch Inbetweeners? Not sure if it's even heard of abroad, but I know you like your British humour)

[Howlin Mad Missy]

I've thrown up twice since I came in from work & will have to go for no 3 shortly I may be dying.

[BIG H]

I've thrown up twice since I came in from work & will have to go for no 3 shortly I may be dying.

..told you not to swallow it all

[Howlin Mad Missy]

no. I want a hug.

I want someone to stroke my head/hair and rock me as I slowly vomit froth down my t-shirt. I may even cry a little.

[Memphis]

Had five days off earlier in the year. Wasnt that sick but we've got a three strikes rule. 1 bout of sickness = 1 strike, doesnt matter if its a day or a week.

If Im taking a strike, Im taking the full week.

Missy man up for fucks sake, you're sounding like a god damn girl!

[generalbulldog]

I've only been sick 3 times in the last ten years. Even when I was a teen I can go around 2 or more years without being sick. The only times I remembered of being ill was when someone sneezed or cough on me. So last time I was sick was 2006 and before that 2002 and got sick once in 2000. I guess one of the factors could be that I work out 4 times a week and eat a lot of vegetables and fruits with minimal intake of red meat and I'm pretty sure my immune system is quite strong.

Maybe some of you guys need to check yourselves out and see a doctor, continually getting sick means a compromised immune system and probably other underlying issues.

[killersheep]

It's been quite a few years since I've been sick at all. It's been about 8 years since I was so sick I had to stay in bed.

I smoke, eat like crap and don't exercise enough.

[El Kabong]

It's been quite a few years since I've been sick at all. It's been about 8 years since I was so sick I had to stay in bed.

I smoke, eat like crap and don't exercise enough.

Yup....I just finished a cigar and a beer and now I'm working on a glass of Elijah Craig 18 year Single Barrel

[El Kabong]

...For those of you wondering

A single barrel bourbon is one that comes from just that 1 single barrel. Usually its higher in alcohol content yet smooth. A regular bourbon like say Maker's Mark is poured from different barrels and water may be added to achieve a more consistent bourbon and mass produce it.

And like scotch, bourbon only ages in the barrel and not in the bottle like wines do.

[Mattyhitman]

...Its horrible when you can't fart with confidence.

But I thought it was safe!

(you watch Inbetweeners? Not sure if it's even heard of abroad, but I know you like your British humour)

Ha funny as fook scene, 'Exam Poo'

A lad I work with once stood up from his seat, and let out a fart, the look on his face was priceless when he realised he had followed through Stupid bugger then told everyone around him he had just shit himself