Whats the rudest you've ever been to someone?

[Andre]

Ok then how about being cheeky, really pushing the envelope with a big smile on your face?

I rang a mate on his mobile cause i hadnt seen or heard from him for a few months,He said "oh things have really moved on since i last saw you ": Wendy (thats his wife of years) left me for another woman and Im with a new partner and we are traveling around Australia.
I asked him what his name was His reply "You're nothing but a Cunt Linnell".

[BIG H]

I once called a girl a 'Dirty no good shit cunt'

He punched me in the ear and ripped out the earing that I had in the cartilage at the top of my ear.








We're all young once

Hence your confusion

Smart Arse!!

[Andre]

I once called a girl a 'Dirty no good shit cunt'

He punched me in the ear and ripped out the earing that I had in the cartilage at the top of my ear.










We're all young once

Hence your confusion

Smart Arse!!

Brick Top: [referring to Tommy] Turkish, put a lid on her.

[amat]

I was at a club (I hate clubs btw) in Monterrey with two friends and all night there were these two girls way overdressed for this club dancing about or whatever and were shooting glances. They looked really hot, nice bodies and everything. They obviously did not have any male company so I figured maybe I'd get lucky. When they came to the bar next to me while I was ordering my drink, I noticed them and after ordering my drink I told the bartender to put whatever they wanted on my tab. The bigger one answered for both of them and said "we're not interested" while the other (prettier too) one clearly looked interested. I turned to her, looked at her for a second, and said "eh, you're ugly up close anyways." I still don't know how I didn't get a drink thrown in my face at that moment. But I didn't feel unjustified, the little one wanted it from me and the taller one really wasn't very pretty up close.

[Douglas]

About the worst I've ever done is just either ignore someone or look them straight in the eyes until they look away. (I always feel guilty afterwards; it's very unChristian).

[Andre]

About the worst I've ever done is just either ignore someone or look them straight in the eyes until they look away. (I always feel guilty afterwards; it's very unChristian).

That depends on if you drool while starring blankly or just rudely stare.

[Andre]

Thought this would of generated some funny stories specially from some of the new comers in here.

[Dia bando]

Les works with me a good few years back we were out having a drink, standing by the bar he says to
the girl behind the bar, what a lovely pair of tits she said what was that Les cool as a cucumber two
pints of bitter please. Can't say it was rude but it was funny at the time mind you she did have nice
tits.

[Andre]

Les works with me a good few years back we were out having a drink, standing by the bar he says to
the girl behind the bar, what a lovely pair of tits she said what was that Les cool as a cucumber two
pints of bitter please. Can't say it was rude but it was funny at the time mind you she did have nice
tits.

Great.

Could of said the size of your tits must be making you deaf.

[Memphis]

On Sunday

Tart who lives downstairs from me mother let her devil dog run out the front door and it went for my son, got its jaws around his ankle but didnt bite properly, left a little red mark.

I told her if she didnt keep it under control I'd stamp on its head and if she wanted to go and get her brother (the dog belongs to him) I'd stamp on his head as well.

She cried and went indoors.

I felt bad afterwards but it was sheer luck he didnt take a lump out of his leg.

Im sure I have been ruder to someone in my life but that was the last time. I thought I was justified though.

[Douglas]

On Sunday

Tart who lives downstairs from me mother let her devil dog run out the front door and it went for my son, got its jaws around his ankle but didnt bite properly, left a little red mark.

I told her if she didnt keep it under control I'd stamp on its head and if she wanted to go and get her brother (the dog belongs to him) I'd stamp on his head as well.

She cried and went indoors.

I felt bad afterwards but it was sheer luck he didnt take a lump out of his leg.

Im sure I have been ruder to someone in my life but that was the last time. I thought I was justified though.

That reminds me, years ago a relative of mine had recently moved into a trailer next to him, and he had a pit bull that was a bit wild. He had no fence or leash or anything to keep him from biting anyone. Although the dog wasn't necessarily the type to just run up and bite someone without warning, he would growl and bark menacingly at strangers (in other words, he was not friendly, BY ANY MEANS).
One day he (my relative) told him "Look, if that dog bites me, I'm going to kill that dog. And if he bites one of my children, I'm going to kill YOU." The very next day, the neighbor was outside putting up a fence.

[Dia bando]

On Sunday

Tart who lives downstairs from me mother let her devil dog run out the front door and it went for my son, got its jaws around his ankle but didnt bite properly, left a little red mark.

I told her if she didnt keep it under control I'd stamp on its head and if she wanted to go and get her brother (the dog belongs to him) I'd stamp on his head as well.

She cried and went indoors.

I felt bad afterwards but it was sheer luck he didnt take a lump out of his leg.

Im sure I have been ruder to someone in my life but that was the last time. I thought I was justified though.

You done the right thing, I feel your a bit to nice I would have kicked the mut up and down the street,
the dog needs to be put down simple.