What colognes do you guys wear?

[BIG H]

i do not wear any, what is the point?

same as wearing clothes and styling your hair - it's about 'appearance'

Then it will not do me any good I have crap clothes and hair.

WE KNOW

[GOAT]

I love me some Vulva fragrance. Simply THE shat.

[Andre]

I got my CK1 nabbed at the airport in Manchester. I had packed in a hurry that morning and shoved the bottle into the bag I would carry onto the plane without thinking. We checked in our suitcases and then the woman asked me if I was carrying bottles in my bag and I realised I was. She said I could try my luck with security, but not to expect anything. So, I marched off to the security area and they told me my bottle was too big and I would have to discard it. This was nearly a full bottle of CK1, so I wasn't too impressed. "I'm not a terrorist" I pleaded pointlessly. "The rules are the rules", said the security guy. "If you try to board the plain with that then they are going to take you away and give you the Spanish inquisition for hours on end. You will never make your flight". He even confessed that they had done the same to him after a trip to Italy and how he had to discard a bottle of expensive lotion. So, in the end after spraying myself heavily I put my beloved bottle into a plastic bag and threw it in the garbage. A total waste really.

I miss CK1 as that is the scent I have always worn. I will buy myself some more one day, but am currently wearing something which doesn't even have a name that I know.

Do you not teach English?
You spelled plane-plain.
I've marked it in red as a pay back for all those kids.

[Dia bando]

Duty free got bottles of the stuff, ever time I go on holiday I buy the stuff,! I don't no WHY I just do.

[GOAT]

Duty free got bottles of the stuff, ever time I go on holiday I buy the stuff,! I don't no WHY I just do.

Some people buy to get a stock. They know WW III is coming, brah.

[Dia bando]

Duty free got bottles of the stuff, ever time I go on holiday I buy the stuff,! I don't no WHY I just do.

Some people buy to get a stock. They know WW III is coming, brah.

You never no when, you need to smell GOOD.

[Andre]

Duty free got bottles of the stuff, ever time I go on holiday I buy the stuff,! I don't no WHY I just do.

Some people buy to get a stock. They know WW III is coming, brah.

You never no when, you need to smell GOOD.

You'll have to make sure the enemy are up wind then.