Interesting things thread.

[walrus]

Never quit while you're .......

Russian man expected to become the first person to undergo a head transplant | NT News

this is frickin amazing. So if it succeeds, this dude won't be this dude, he will have the other dudes brain. I'm not a doctor, I work with several of them, I may ask them what they think of this. I had a tendon transplant, of course the two can't be compared but the recovery time was crazy, I couldn't walk correctly for over a year. I was in a solid cast for eight months. I just can't imagine this head transplant, they have to cut the spine let alone all the other things. Well, brave ass dude for going through with it, he must be completely hopeless to take this step, God bless him, you gotta figure the odds of success are very small but if it worked......

A few years ago a lady in my home state was attacked by her best friends pet monkey. When monkeys attack they tear at, eat their victims face or hands. The monkey completely devoured the poor lady's face. The monkey went on a rampage, when the cops came the monkey attacked them. The officer said it took several rounds from glock to put it down. The monkey was actually an actor, it had appeared in several movies and other events. The investigation brought out the monkey was on Prozac, valium and would enjoy a glass of wine now and again.

The whole point of telling this was to tell you she underwent the world's first full face transplant. She doesn't know how she looks as the monkey took out both of her eyes but I've see pictures, I mean she's definitely nit normal, looks a bit like a burn patient but hec, it was the first face plant, the medical field is amazing.

Mate it would be his head being put on a donor body. Not his body receiving a new head.

Yeah, I know, I was trying to be funny but you are right, I wrote it too seriously, what an amazing thing if this actually works out.

[ryanman]

Never quit while you're .......

Russian man expected to become the first person to undergo a head transplant | NT News

this is frickin amazing. So if it succeeds, this dude won't be this dude, he will have the other dudes brain. I'm not a doctor, I work with several of them, I may ask them what they think of this. I had a tendon transplant, of course the two can't be compared but the recovery time was crazy, I couldn't walk correctly for over a year. I was in a solid cast for eight months. I just can't imagine this head transplant, they have to cut the spine let alone all the other things. Well, brave ass dude for going through with it, he must be completely hopeless to take this step, God bless him, you gotta figure the odds of success are very small but if it worked......

A few years ago a lady in my home state was attacked by her best friends pet monkey. When monkeys attack they tear at, eat their victims face or hands. The monkey completely devoured the poor lady's face. The monkey went on a rampage, when the cops came the monkey attacked them. The officer said it took several rounds from glock to put it down. The monkey was actually an actor, it had appeared in several movies and other events. The investigation brought out the monkey was on Prozac, valium and would enjoy a glass of wine now and again.

The whole point of telling this was to tell you she underwent the world's first full face transplant. She doesn't know how she looks as the monkey took out both of her eyes but I've see pictures, I mean she's definitely nit normal, looks a bit like a burn patient but hec, it was the first face plant, the medical field is amazing.

Mate it would be his head being put on a donor body. Not his body receiving a new head.

Yeah, I know, I was trying to be funny but you are right, I wrote it two seriously, what an amazing thing if this actually works out.

Oh sorry. I got 'whooshed'.

I did think you were a bit smarter than that. Now I'm the idiot.
Total idiot.
The total fucking useless idiot who should just go away and leave everyone alone because i'm so worthless and a piece of shit who can't even make his dad proud!!!

[walrus]

Never quit while you're .......

Russian man expected to become the first person to undergo a head transplant | NT News

this is frickin amazing. So if it succeeds, this dude won't be this dude, he will have the other dudes brain. I'm not a doctor, I work with several of them, I may ask them what they think of this. I had a tendon transplant, of course the two can't be compared but the recovery time was crazy, I couldn't walk correctly for over a year. I was in a solid cast for eight months. I just can't imagine this head transplant, they have to cut the spine let alone all the other things. Well, brave ass dude for going through with it, he must be completely hopeless to take this step, God bless him, you gotta figure the odds of success are very small but if it worked......

A few years ago a lady in my home state was attacked by her best friends pet monkey. When monkeys attack they tear at, eat their victims face or hands. The monkey completely devoured the poor lady's face. The monkey went on a rampage, when the cops came the monkey attacked them. The officer said it took several rounds from glock to put it down. The monkey was actually an actor, it had appeared in several movies and other events. The investigation brought out the monkey was on Prozac, valium and would enjoy a glass of wine now and again.

The whole point of telling this was to tell you she underwent the world's first full face transplant. She doesn't know how she looks as the monkey took out both of her eyes but I've see pictures, I mean she's definitely nit normal, looks a bit like a burn patient but hec, it was the first face plant, the medical field is amazing.

Mate it would be his head being put on a donor body. Not his body receiving a new head.

Yeah, I know, I was trying to be funny but you are right, I wrote it two seriously, what an amazing thing if this actually works out.

Oh sorry. I got 'whooshed'.

I did think you were a bit smarter than that. Now I'm the idiot.
Total idiot.
The total fucking useless idiot who should just go away and leave everyone alone because i'm so worthless and a piece of shit who can't even make his dad proud!!!

Look at the bright side, I may have to join you and beanz to get Miles and Brock back into proper posters if I accept Kirks proposal

[Andre]

Ok throw this shit out straight away.

HEALTH WARNING: 3 dead, Blue Bell Ice Cream recall expanded | Ocala Post

[brocktonblockbust]

we take it for granted we buy stuff from stores and supermarkets all the time we have no idea who made the item how it was handled how it was packaged how it was stored and what kind of contamination may or may not have been in the machinery leading up to its final manufacturing status. We also trust the dates that are stamped on these items we take everything for granted. We could just as well be eating atomic rat shit.

[Gandalf]

I wouldnt like to be an ice cream.