Shit food that you can't help but enjoy

[X]

for some reason I bought some frozen donner kebab meat

Nobody is going to beat that.

we can talk about every other shit food ever devised by mankind, animalkind or insectkind. We can talk about strange delicacies, odd national foods and even desperation during starvation

nothing will even approach the depravity of what you have done

Doner kebab meat .... and I know this because I worked in an abattoir as a summer job once is made of the white stringy cartilage stuff in meat, of hooves, horns, eyeballs, and all the mucky slimy shit you scrape off the floor at the end of your shift.


And someone actually couldn't sell all this one day, so THEY FROZE IT SO PEOPLE COULD EAT IT WHEN THEY WERE SOBER.

Mate, we may as well end this thread now.

I bow to your greatness, I cannot add anything that would not be a mere piffle to your culinary braveness. I bet you would even eat Klingon food.

[Batman]

for some reason I bought some frozen donner kebab meat

Nobody is going to beat that.

we can talk about every other shit food ever devised by mankind, animalkind or insectkind. We can talk about strange delicacies, odd national foods and even desperation during starvation

nothing will even approach the depravity of what you have done

Doner kebab meat .... and I know this because I worked in an abattoir as a summer job once is made of the white stringy cartilage stuff in meat, of hooves, horns, eyeballs, and all the mucky slimy shit you scrape off the floor at the end of your shift.


And someone actually couldn't sell all this one day, so THEY FROZE IT SO PEOPLE COULD EAT IT WHEN THEY WERE SOBER.

Mate, we may as well end this thread now.

I bow to your greatness, I cannot add anything that would not be a mere piffle to your culinary braveness. I bet you would even eat Klingon food.

I thank you

I haven't tried it yet, I'm not really looking forward to it, I'm kind of fearful that I will like it

[p4pking]

Hahaha, wish the like button was working... Hot dogs are basically the same as X was saying. The only thing I feel guilty about ingesting is liquor these days, eating very clean as I've become less of a food person. I really wish you could just get complete nutrition in pill form, it would be a life upgrade imo.

[Gandalf]

Hahaha, wish the like button was working... Hot dogs are basically the same as X was saying. The only thing I feel guilty about ingesting is liquor these days, eating very clean as I've become less of a food person. I really wish you could just get complete nutrition in pill form, it would be a life upgrade imo.

You could try the Garden of Life raw meal. All your nutrients and probiotics are in there and you can just have a few scoops of it each day. It's made from natural fruits, veggies and berries. You just gulp it down mixing it with water. I agree about wanting just a perfect pill. Most of the food we produce is toxic junk and even the healthy stuff like an apple is coated in really nasty chemicals. I ate a banana the other day that was ridiculously big. God knows what they are adding to these foods. Organic bananas don't look like that! I guess they have to keep feeding the growing global population, but all we going to end up doing is destroy the planet and producing mutant food like wheat or beef medicated up to the eyeballs, which as X states will end up in Batman's kebab. It's not looking good.

My guilty pleasure is Bovril. I dip a spoon in and lick the bovine beefiness off. You can have it as a tea but it isn't very satisfying that way. It is probably devastating to my health.

[Batman]

Hahaha, wish the like button was working... Hot dogs are basically the same as X was saying. The only thing I feel guilty about ingesting is liquor these days, eating very clean as I've become less of a food person. I really wish you could just get complete nutrition in pill form, it would be a life upgrade imo.

You could try the Garden of Life raw meal. All your nutrients and probiotics are in there and you can just have a few scoops of it each day. It's made from natural fruits, veggies and berries. You just gulp it down mixing it with water. I agree about wanting just a perfect pill. Most of the food we produce is toxic junk and even the healthy stuff like an apple is coated in really nasty chemicals. I ate a banana the other day that was ridiculously big. God knows what they are adding to these foods. Organic bananas don't look like that! I guess they have to keep feeding the growing global population, but all we going to end up doing is destroy the planet and producing mutant food like wheat or beef medicated up to the eyeballs, which as X states will end up in Batman's kebab. It's not looking good.

My guilty pleasure is Bovril. I dip a spoon in and lick the bovine beefiness off. You can have it as a tea but it isn't very satisfying that way. It is probably devastating to my health.

I've got a jar of Bovril in front of me on my desk at work, love the stuff, usually I prefer a hearty spoonful of marmite and half an oxo cube with a good dose of pepper in boiling water but Bovril is more hastle free

[Beanz]

Hahaha, wish the like button was working... Hot dogs are basically the same as X was saying. The only thing I feel guilty about ingesting is liquor these days, eating very clean as I've become less of a food person. I really wish you could just get complete nutrition in pill form, it would be a life upgrade imo.

You could try the Garden of Life raw meal. All your nutrients and probiotics are in there and you can just have a few scoops of it each day. It's made from natural fruits, veggies and berries. You just gulp it down mixing it with water. I agree about wanting just a perfect pill. Most of the food we produce is toxic junk and even the healthy stuff like an apple is coated in really nasty chemicals. I ate a banana the other day that was ridiculously big. God knows what they are adding to these foods. Organic bananas don't look like that! I guess they have to keep feeding the growing global population, but all we going to end up doing is destroy the planet and producing mutant food like wheat or beef medicated up to the eyeballs, which as X states will end up in Batman's kebab. It's not looking good.

My guilty pleasure is Bovril. I dip a spoon in and lick the bovine beefiness off. You can have it as a tea but it isn't very satisfying that way. It is probably devastating to my health.

Trying to saw your arm off, crashing into paddy fields and getting smashed over the head with a rice cooker are all probably marginally more devastating to your health than a dry spoon full of Bovril. Anything calling itself the 'Garden of Life ' is almost guaranteed to require holding your nose to down, and having the culinary and nutritional benefits of a box of corrugated cardboard. Brilliant I think I will just get a job that requires me to wear the same uniform every day, pipe 'muzak' directly into my head, and hammer myself in the bollocks anytime a get a boner. I mean, why don't you just eat sand I am sure it will fill you up ?

[brocktonblockbust]

Hahaha, wish the like button was working... Hot dogs are basically the same as X was saying. The only thing I feel guilty about ingesting is liquor these days, eating very clean as I've become less of a food person. I really wish you could just get complete nutrition in pill form, it would be a life upgrade imo.

You could try the Garden of Life raw meal. All your nutrients and probiotics are in there and you can just have a few scoops of it each day. It's made from natural fruits, veggies and berries. You just gulp it down mixing it with water. I agree about wanting just a perfect pill. Most of the food we produce is toxic junk and even the healthy stuff like an apple is coated in really nasty chemicals. I ate a banana the other day that was ridiculously big. God knows what they are adding to these foods. Organic bananas don't look like that! I guess they have to keep feeding the growing global population, but all we going to end up doing is destroy the planet and producing mutant food like wheat or beef medicated up to the eyeballs, which as X states will end up in Batman's kebab. It's not looking good. My guilty pleasure is Bovril. I dip a spoon in and lick the bovine beefiness off. You can have it as a tea but it isn't very satisfying that way. It is probably devastating to my health.

Trying to saw your arm off, crashing into paddy fields and getting smashed over the head with a rice cooker are all probably marginally more devastating to your health than a dry spoon full of Bovril. Anything calling itself the 'Garden of Life ' is almost guaranteed to require holding your nose to down, and having the culinary and nutritional benefits of a box of corrugated cardboard. Brilliant I think I will just get a job that requires me to wear the same uniform every day, pipe 'muzak' directly into my head, and hammer myself in the bollocks anytime a get a boner. I mean, why don't you just eat sand I am sure it will fill you up ?

Nail on the head. Miles for whatever sick, secret reason (when he's not harassing 14 year old Korean girls about flowers)(oh, you may have missed that one dude, it was a winner)has been on this "airy" "California-type" kick lately and its making a lot of people sick.

[Gandalf]

Hahaha, wish the like button was working... Hot dogs are basically the same as X was saying. The only thing I feel guilty about ingesting is liquor these days, eating very clean as I've become less of a food person. I really wish you could just get complete nutrition in pill form, it would be a life upgrade imo.

You could try the Garden of Life raw meal. All your nutrients and probiotics are in there and you can just have a few scoops of it each day. It's made from natural fruits, veggies and berries. You just gulp it down mixing it with water. I agree about wanting just a perfect pill. Most of the food we produce is toxic junk and even the healthy stuff like an apple is coated in really nasty chemicals. I ate a banana the other day that was ridiculously big. God knows what they are adding to these foods. Organic bananas don't look like that! I guess they have to keep feeding the growing global population, but all we going to end up doing is destroy the planet and producing mutant food like wheat or beef medicated up to the eyeballs, which as X states will end up in Batman's kebab. It's not looking good.

My guilty pleasure is Bovril. I dip a spoon in and lick the bovine beefiness off. You can have it as a tea but it isn't very satisfying that way. It is probably devastating to my health.

Trying to saw your arm off, crashing into paddy fields and getting smashed over the head with a rice cooker are all probably marginally more devastating to your health than a dry spoon full of Bovril. Anything calling itself the 'Garden of Life ' is almost guaranteed to require holding your nose to down, and having the culinary and nutritional benefits of a box of corrugated cardboard. Brilliant I think I will just get a job that requires me to wear the same uniform every day, pipe 'muzak' directly into my head, and hammer myself in the bollocks anytime a get a boner. I mean, why don't you just eat sand I am sure it will fill you up ?

Of all the tripe that people are eating in this thread you want to have a go at a very effective nutritional supplement? Take my monday where after over an hour drive I start at 9 and do not finish until 5 followed by another hours drive home. Nutritional supplements become a godsend as not only do I lose weight on such days, I also find it hard to get good nutrition. It's no wonder people are getting sick with their daily lunch 'sandwich'. You can get around that somewhat by finding high calorie non junk food (nuts, seeds) and supplementing with organic food substitutes. Fruit is alright, but it's not filling and the sugar content is high. I only have 3 and a half days of the week where I am able to eat and be filled up naturally. I could nip down to the bakery, but I am gluten free and try to avoid easy temptations. Same with junk like fried chicken, it's just bad for you. Finding good wholesome, filling food is quite difficult away from home.

[brocktonblockbust]

Tuna kimbap, dwenjang jigae, bibimbap, are all cheap and healthy lunches.You have no excuses, Roy.

[Paul Kevin]

YOu should pay a visit to doc

[Gandalf]

Those foods are full of additives and MSG and they often contain gluten. I tend not to eat something unless I can be sure of the hygiene and what is in it. It is better to just stick with what you know and prepare and handle all food products yourself. If I went to the cafeteria, I would probably only eat rice, so it's just not worth it. If I can prepare my own basic vegetables with a bit of tasty meat and some rice and then supplement with further nutrition then that is enough on those days. When you work all day though, you cannot really eat a big meal too late at night and so I eat less calories than I should on those days. It is what it is. I burn a lot of energy when working too. I have always been insect in form with a hyper rate of metabolism. Supplementing in the right proportions is good for you and things like Vitamin K2 you cannot even get in most ordinary food. A good protein powder and a decent vitamin supplement is essential IMO.

I am with P4P. I would prefer a perfect pill 3 times a day. There isn't enough time in the day to really cook well.

[Beanz]

Those foods are full of additives and MSG and they often contain gluten. I tend not to eat something unless I can be sure of the hygiene and what is in it. It is better to just stick with what you know and prepare and handle all food products yourself. If I went to the cafeteria, I would probably only eat rice, so it's just not worth it. If I can prepare my own basic vegetables with a bit of tasty meat and some rice and then supplement with further nutrition then that is enough on those days. When you work all day though, you cannot really eat a big meal too late at night and so I eat less calories than I should on those days. It is what it is. I burn a lot of energy when working too. I have always been insect in form with a hyper rate of metabolism. Supplementing in the right proportions is good for you and things like Vitamin K2 you cannot even get in most ordinary food. A good protein powder and a decent vitamin supplement is essential IMO. I am with P4P. I would prefer a perfect pill 3 times a day. There isn't enough time in the day to really cook well.

You could always plant your own veg in a window box in Coleridge close. Then just eat raw, cooking just kills nutrients apparently, and you could take it with you to eat at sunshine deserts. I know space is at a premium but Bilbo managed to cultivate an entire allotment in his arse.

[Dia bando]

Why is it all the crap that is bad for you taste's rather nice.

[Batman]

Those foods are full of additives and MSG and they often contain gluten. I tend not to eat something unless I can be sure of the hygiene and what is in it. It is better to just stick with what you know and prepare and handle all food products yourself. If I went to the cafeteria, I would probably only eat rice, so it's just not worth it. If I can prepare my own basic vegetables with a bit of tasty meat and some rice and then supplement with further nutrition then that is enough on those days. When you work all day though, you cannot really eat a big meal too late at night and so I eat less calories than I should on those days. It is what it is. I burn a lot of energy when working too. I have always been insect in form with a hyper rate of metabolism. Supplementing in the right proportions is good for you and things like Vitamin K2 you cannot even get in most ordinary food. A good protein powder and a decent vitamin supplement is essential IMO.

I am with P4P. I would prefer a perfect pill 3 times a day. There isn't enough time in the day to really cook well.

In that case get the hell out of my thread.

This is for chit chat about greasy McDonals, Rotton KFC, Marmite, Tripe, Jellied eels, Frozen Donner meat, Ice cream and cheese sandwiches, beef jerky,pork pie, scotch eggs and microwavable burgers

Fictional healthy food pills and vegetables do not belong in here.

[Gandalf]

Crisps then. I like crisps as long as the ingredients are okay. They are really shit and cause diabetes and liver disease. I like crisps.