What the hell do i do if there is some kind of rat in my room?!?!

[Master]

There is a rat in the kitchen what am I going to do?

[Dark Lord Al]

You should not have let it in you might say it was - A Careless Whisker !

[walrus]

Mice u can get rid of yourselve but for rats consider calling a service u could have hundreds of them

[Batman]

our old house was at the back of an allotment so every now and again we'd get the odd rat in the veranda, the dog was fucking useless she used to sit and bark at them but never made any effort to kill the fucking things.

anyway I once killed a rat with a bottle of wine, proper hardcore, spotted the rat, twatted it with the bottle of wine, wine bottle shattered and we had a damp rat to dispose of.

Another time the rat got the jump on me, I was armed with a hammer, it ran out of me dads tool cupboard and ran straight up my arm and onto my shoulder, it stopped and had a look around then made some crazy suicidal dive for freedom, at this point I wish I could say that I was calm but I was screaming like a bitch and battering my own arm with the hammer that I was holding, old Master Splinter was cool as a cucumber, he made his death defying leap and escaped to freedom.

[Batman]

Mice u can get rid of yourselve but for rats consider calling a service u could have hundreds of them

As I just mentioned in my previous post we used to live at the back of an allotment and in 25 years I think we had 4 rats that tried their luck, 2 got away and two came to a sticky end.
The mice that we used to get was unreal though, little fuckers used to love the place, constantly had traps set.

[Master]

We had a mice problem when I was younger and we got a cat which became fat.

[Batman]

We had a mice problem when I was younger and we got a cat which became fat.

That'll be because you fed it lasagne instead of mice

[Master]

We had a mice problem when I was younger and we got a cat which became fat.

That'll be because you fed it lasagne instead of mice

She cleared the problem by eating them but she got pregnant a lot so we had to give her away.

[Batman]

we had a mice problem when i was younger and we got a cat which became fat.

that'll be because you fed it lasagne instead of mice

she cleared the problem by eating them but she got pregnant a lot so we had to give her away.

you monster

[Master]

If I killed and ate it, then I would be a monster.

The cat was a bit of a tart so my parents had to do the decent thing.

[Batman]

If I killed and ate it, then I would be a monster.

The cat was a bit of a tart so my parents had to do the decent thing.

And if your daughter did the same thing?

[Master]

If I killed and ate it, then I would be a monster.

The cat was a bit of a tart so my parents had to do the decent thing.

And if your daughter did the same thing?

I would give her away too.

[Batman]

If I killed and ate it, then I would be a monster.

The cat was a bit of a tart so my parents had to do the decent thing.

And if your daughter did the same thing?

I would give her away too.

Can't argue with your logic there

[Paul Kevin]

Just simply kill the rat if you can't call the rat control unit or something like that or spray some strong shit

[Master]

Just simply kill the rat if you can't call the rat control unit or something like that or spray some strong shit

That is very profound, poignant and deep, batman will be proud of your response.