Getting knocked out

[Jamoie]

My dad knocked me out when i was younger.
We were cleaning up his garden and he found a pile of bamboo sticks. I was standing about 20yrds away by the wheelbarrow. He threw one at me (supposed to be at my feet) but it came straight for my eye. It hit me point first in the eye. I cant remember what happened after that. But i remember having a wicked dream and waking up thinking "oh bollocks, im back here" Was sweating all over, and was REAL thirsty, strange feeling. Had to have stitches a millimetre or so below my eyelid. That was the worst, local anaesthetic made me barf all over the table.

One thing that seems to remain constant is that we all have good dreams, wonder why this is.

[hitmanhatton]

some lad got knocked out at a party i went to last night proper one punch ko and he was spralled out for ages took him best party of an hour to fully regain his senses

[FeuerFrei]

Ever seen someone sneeze themselves unconcious? I was at a party and this friend of mind had way too much to drink. He's one of those guys who nevers sneezes just once but sneezes multiple times in a row. So anyways, he's sitting on a couch and starts to sneeze. I guess he decided to be a bit melodramatic about it since he was drunk 'cause on the first achoo he drops to his knees off the couch. On the secon achoo, he bends way over to waist level still on his knees. On the third achoo, he totally slams his head into the floor, dumps over onto his side and his eyelids are fluttering totally out of control. He was totally out cold. We were worried about him till he came to about 15 seconds later and got his wits back about him, but then we couldn't help but laugh our butts off about it.

I know it wasn't nice of us to laugh about it, but we did it whenever he wasn't looking and the dude really was the ultimate nerd.

Sorry, I know this has nothing to do with boxing but it's a damn funny story and if I get the chance to tell it, I usually do. Come to think of it, he said it didn't hurt at all either. So I guess that supports all the other posts. When it comes to getting knocked out, just don't worry about it....unless you're drunk at a party and feel a sneeze coming on.