WIMBLEDON-Anyone for Tennis.. Mwah Mwah Mwah Tristan "wheres the pimms"

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Even Federer looked out of sorts after his 5 days off and was struggling in the opener before the rain stopped it.
I did catch the Ivanovic game and needed new balls myself afterwards

[El Gamo]

Shit Youzhny might well have beaten Nadal had his back not been bothering him! I want Venus out too!! Some really good matches this,this would have been an awesome Wimbledon had it not been for the weather"

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S*** Youzhny might well have beaten Nadal had his back not been bothering him! I want Venus out too!! Some really good matches this,this would have been an awesome Wimbledon had it not been for the weather"

mate i often use cockney slang so keep it strickly tennis yeah

[Memphis]

What the fuck is up with Justine Henins boat? Looks like shes been set alight and put out with a shovel.

[El Gamo]

S*** Youzhny might well have beaten Nadal had his back not been bothering him! I want Venus out too!! Some really good matches this,this would have been an awesome Wimbledon had it not been for the weather"

mate i often use cockney slang so keep it strickly tennis yeah

LMFAO,what does it mean in cockney slang? Also,WTF is that "thing" doing in your avatar!? That cursed logo?!?!

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Venus = penis


memphis The missus reckons she looks like the Hitman hahaha

[El Gamo]

Venus = penis


memphis The missus reckons she looks like the Hitman hahaha

Maybe I should alter my post"

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What the F*** is up with Justine Henins boat? Looks like shes been set alight and put out with a shovel.

[amat]

memphis The missus reckons she looks like the Hitman hahaha

HAHAHAHAHA

Still, if I'm thanking for one thing this year it's that Mauresmo is out. I'm pretty sure she uses the standing urinal, she's got more downstairs then Nadal that's for sure.

[Memphis]

I can see that, seperated at birth, Ricky on the scales and Justine Henin

She used to be Justine Henin hardon didnt she?

[Memphis]

I like Serena, any woman you can fuck in the nose is alright in my book

[amat]

I like Serena, any woman you can fuck in the nose is alright in my book

Just about pissed myself here hahahh

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Game set and match Memphis
New balls please hhahahahahahaha

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Just heard on Radio 1 that Nadal is 2 sets up and flying.

[skel1983]

Just heard on Radio 1 that Nadal is 2 sets up and flying.

Yes very suprised Nadal won that easily against Berdych? Berdych has a winning head to head record against the beast and was going into the match on a 10 game winning streak on grass, the next match for Nadal against Djokovic l he will win comfortable for the simple reason Djokovic has won his last two games just under 10 fucking hours!!! 5 Hours today!! Pity it has rained so much or i feel this game would of been a belter, imo Djokovic is future no.1 no doubt.