Floyd is the Hand, Hatton is the Finished Cigarette, & the Ring is the Ash Tray

[smashcrusher]

Little Ricky's gettin' smoked, simple as that!

[Kev]

Little Ricky's gettin' smoked, simple as that!

But cigarettes are proven to cause lung cancer................

[Gandalf]

Little Ricky's gettin' smoked, simple as that!

But cigarettes are proven to cause lung cancer................

Nice one, Baggins!

[Dark Lord Al]

insiteful view dude

[leftylee]

IMO I don't think he will get smoked and think it will bee an epic british double

Calzaghe W SD Kessler
Hatton W MD Mayweather

[X]

But what if you don't use the ashtray and try and spit out the finished cigarette ...... but it's been in your mouth too long and has stuck to your lip ...... so it just hangs down your chin burning you to F***?

[the phenom]

i think itll be a close fight till the tko

[X]

But what if you get smoke in your eyes, then they start stinging and watering and stuff?

[WelshDevilRob]

Haha Quality metaphor smashcrusher

CC+ for that

[X]

What if you weren't looking where you were going, because you were trying to light up a cigarette, and accidentally walked into a lake full of hungry crocodiles?

[X]

Welll, with the no smoking laws, you'd have to be outside.... so what if a gust of wind picked up all the ash in the ashtray and blew it across the road into the eyes of someone drivinga combine harvestor. temporarily blinded, they may lose control of the vehicle and plough into you, turing you into a bale of hay?

[bambamdaddio]

How about another angle then, Hatton will get beat by Mayweather because Mayweather is the better fighter...and he dont smoke anyway,

Dont get me wrong...I love Rick and will be screaming my ass of for him, but this is too big an ask this aint Kostya its a 3 or 4 year younger Unbeaten Fighter, and in a different weight division.

[X]

What if you were waving the cigarette around in your hand, and it went in some woman's eye who was sat next to you. She might pick up the ashtray and hit you in the face with it ...... but as her depth perception would be screwed up (seeing as she has a butt in her eye), she might miss and accidentally hit a small disabled child who was working as a shoeshine boy. The shoeshine boy would get knocked over and in the commotion, his tin of polish would get knocked into the air and land on someone's face. Then, what if there was a a 'Care in the Community' person was working there as a barman and, seeing the guy with the black face, he may mistake him for Idi Amin. He could be so frightened that he runs out of the pub, goes home and comes back with a samurai sword, which he would use to murder everyone in the entire pub?

What then?

[The Rookie Fan]

What if you were waving the cigarette around in your hand, and it went in some woman's eye who was sat next to you. She might pick up the ashtray and hit you in the face with it ...... but as her depth perception would be screwed up (seeing as she has a butt in her eye), she might miss and accidentally hit a small disabled child who was working as a shoeshine boy. The shoeshine boy would get knocked over and in the commotion, his tin of polish would get knocked into the air and land on someone's face. Then, what if there was a a 'Care in the Community' person was working there as a barman and, seeing the guy with the black face, he may mistake him for Idi Amin. He could be so frightened that he runs out of the pub, goes home and comes back with a samurai sword, which he would use to murder everyone in the entire pub?

What then?

Dude, I think it's time you tool a little break. Log off, go splash your face with cold water, go outside and take some fresh air. Wait 15 minutes then come back.

[X]

What if you were waving the cigarette around in your hand, and it went in some woman's eye who was sat next to you. She might pick up the ashtray and hit you in the face with it ...... but as her depth perception would be screwed up (seeing as she has a butt in her eye), she might miss and accidentally hit a small disabled child who was working as a shoeshine boy. The shoeshine boy would get knocked over and in the commotion, his tin of polish would get knocked into the air and land on someone's face. Then, what if there was a a 'Care in the Community' person was working there as a barman and, seeing the guy with the black face, he may mistake him for Idi Amin. He could be so frightened that he runs out of the pub, goes home and comes back with a samurai sword, which he would use to murder everyone in the entire pub?

What then?

Dude, I think it's time you tool a little break. Log off, go splash your face with cold water, go outside and take some fresh air. Wait 15 minutes then come back.

That was good advice .......... but the cold water put out my cigarette