punching machines on holiday

[themusic]

am i the only person who has made hisen look a complete tit on one? being 6 foot 5 and a gym bitch then getting beat by my mate who is a walking advert for frey bentos pies. they have no resistance at all, a slight jab and they fly back. (Thats my excuse anyway and im sticking to it)

[Kel]

They are shit I know.
Want to know how to make yourself look like a bigger wanker?

Break your new gold bracelet as you hit it, watch it slide under a large 2 seated rally car arcade machine. Nobody sees that your 200 quid bracelet has shot off and wonder why you hit it, sprinted accross the arcade dived onto the floor and are trying to force your head underneith the bastard thing to find it.

[themusic]

haha unlucky, there must be a technique to them because i do a bit of thai boxing and im sure i could beat most of the pissed up buggers that go on them machines

[Kel]

I hit one full on once (it went to 300 then it doubled if it went over) and it was just under 300. Then I had another go from the side and got it to about 480. I think they go more on speed, hey I even nutted it to over 300 later on when I was half pissed.

Crap machines if your trying to show off lol they will always make a prat out of you.

[themusic]

most people take a run up but i just lined up the pad with my jab then smacked it from a standing position, next time im gunna send a flyin knee to the bastard

[Kel]

most people take a run up but i just lined up the pad with my jab then smacked it from a standing position, next time im gunna send a flyin knee to the bastard

Hahahaha funny stuff

[katfight]

hahaha were loads of ppl watching too?
cus thats the worst bit

[smashup]

I nearly broke my thumb on one of these things once..me and my mates were p*ssed up and all had a go.
NO ONE told me it only swung back and forward so i've given it the 'Charlie big bollox' ran to it and tried a right hook
F*cking thing never even moved and i was down casualty an hour later!!
Funny thinking back but f*cking painfull

[Steelie]

hahaha 'right hook' hahaha

[smashup]

It's still there too in an arcade in Torquay near the Habour (well it was around Xmas because i make a point of taking my revenge with a thumping STRAIGHT righ hand every time i'm down that way to see my mum) .

[AdamGB]

Nowt beats PISSING all over two 6 foot 4 220+ designer muscle fuckers scores when you're 6 foot and 179 pounds... especially when their girlfriends start going "are you a professional boxer or something?" nah... your man's just a pussy!

on the hole though they are bullshit... my highest score on this one in the sports cafe was shitter than my average punch but scored quiet a bit higher

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

It's still there too in an arcade in Torquay near the Habour (well it was around Xmas because i make a point of taking my revenge with a thumping STRAIGHT righ hand every time i'm down that way to see my mum) .

I think ive thumped that one a couple of times too

Think i'll try a right hook next time

[X]

YOU MUST ALL BE MONSTORS FOR YOUR WEIGHT

[Gandalf]

I nearly broke my thumb on one of these things once..me and my mates were p*ssed up and all had a go.
NO ONE told me it only swung back and forward so i've given it the 'Charlie big bollox' ran to it and tried a right hook
F*cking thing never even moved and i was down casualty an hour later!!
Funny thinking back but f*cking painfull

Ive had a similar experience. They have these punching machines in the streets and sometimes its fun to have a swing after a few beers. I punched it all wrong and managed to bugger up my knuckle. I woke up the next day all swollen and black.

I try to stay away these days!

[Kel]

I nearly broke my thumb on one of these things once..me and my mates were p*ssed up and all had a go.
NO ONE told me it only swung back and forward so i've given it the 'Charlie big bollox' ran to it and tried a right hook
F*cking thing never even moved and i was down casualty an hour later!!
Funny thinking back but f*cking painfull

Hahahaha, exellent stuff