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    Default Re: Your boxing jokes here...

    Quote Originally Posted by brucelee
    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyRagRocker
    ha ha ha... bro, chill out... it was not copyrighted nor was i claiming they were my original. if you have been on the net long enough you will realize that most stuff are copied. truth is i did not even re-word them, i copied them from another site where the re-wording was done... or they could have copied them too.

    by the way, how did you find that site? you too were google-ing to copy some, eh? be honest now, junior. LOL.

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    In Greg Louganis' autobiography, he wrote that he wanted to try boxing after the 1988 Olympics. He was surprised that nobody took him seriously. (Get it?)
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    here's the link to these jokes. Plainly copied.

    http://jokes4all.net/jokes/boxing/jokes.html
    I Used yahoo. So I must be yahooing not googling.


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    Thanks for the laugh. I had to think hard to make that joke.hehehe. CC from me.

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    Default Re: Your boxing jokes here...

    Again, before sad clicking me, let me explain why I said plainly copied. The writer in me was expecting original boxing jokes. I was just frustrated to read jokes I have read and heard before. I did not mean to offend anybody.

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    Default Re: Your boxing jokes here...

    I'd cc everyone on the board for their sense of humor but I'm not allowed due to the fact that I'm only at 96 or so posts.....only 4 more to go before I'm one of the kool kids

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    Default Re: Your boxing jokes here...

    hey slk congrats for reaching the 100 posts cc from me

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    Default Re: Your boxing jokes here...

    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Lord Al
    Did you hear the one about the irishman who thought "Sugar Diabetes" was the South African flyweight champion
    The lazy boxer who was knocked down with a light punch - REF counts 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10... out
    the lazy guys trainer says "why didnt you get up at 9 ?"
    Lazy boxer says come on boss on a normal day i dont get up till 11 or 12 in the morning

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    Default Re: Your boxing jokes here...

    What's the difference between Mayweather and Pacquaio?









    If Mayweather wins by TKO, people get surprised. If Pacquaio wins by TKO, people says its normal.

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    Default Re: Your boxing jokes here...

    If you have to see one of three things:

    De la Hoya fight live on network television

    Maywether defend his title against the #1 contender

    Holyfield in a title fight.

    Which one would you watch.

































    Holyfield in a title fight cuz the other two ain't never gonna happend.




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    Default Re: Your boxing jokes here...

    Quote Originally Posted by The Rookie Fan
    If you have to see one of three things:

    De la Hoya fight live on network television

    Maywether defend his title against the #1 contender

    Holyfield in a title fight.

    Which one would you watch.

































    Holyfield in a title fight cuz the other two ain't never gonna happend.




    Very clever....I was totally thinking that before i scrolled down...
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    Default Re: Your boxing jokes here...

    Quote Originally Posted by katfight
    hey slk congrats for reaching the 100 posts cc from me
    CC to that Kat

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    Default Re: Your boxing jokes here...

    Quote Originally Posted by The Rookie Fan
    If you have to see one of three things:

    De la Hoya fight live on network television

    Maywether defend his title against the #1 contender

    Holyfield in a title fight.

    Which one would you watch.

































    Holyfield in a title fight cuz the other two ain't never gonna happend.



    LMAO. Good one!

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