Bilbo requests fashion advice

[El Kabong]

This stuff is going to your head bilbo. Personally I always dress conservatively but very nice. nice sport coat, unless I am going to a real smoky bar then I hate to have my shit all smoked up.

Ain't that the fucking truth!

I don't appreciate having my jackets or sweaters all smokey but dress shirts get dry cleaned and therefore don't retain that smokey smell for long. I guess you could dry clean your jackets and sweaters but still it's a pain

[DaxxKahn]

Ok, so my reading of 'The Game' has led me to understand some things about myself that need improving in order for me to be more attractive and appealing to women..........

My current clothing style can only be described as generic. I just wear jeans and a jumper or a shirt. Nothing fancy at all.

My hair is short back and sides with a little bit spikey, it's an uninteresting browny sort of colour.

I have no accessories whatsoever, no necklace, bracelets, tatooes, a watch or skarfs etc, not even a man bag.


So I want to jazz myself up a bit......but honestly I have no fucking clue what to do!

How do I know what hairstyle would suit my face, and what clothers I SHOULD be wearing?

I've been given the advice to find my own style and see what works for me, well that's great if I HAD a sense of style to begin with

I really need the cool cats on this site, Mick and......well I guess just Mick to advise me.

Come on buddy, any ideas?

As far as fashion goes I am pretty much in the same boat as you I would suppose...if not for the fact my wife dresses me...Laugh all you want gent s but she knows more about that stuff then I do....If you have any female friends..(not even ones you are dating)...ask them...girls will dress you into what they think guys should look like....Just don't ask an ugly one who has scrub boyfriends.....

If it were up to me I would wear Old Navy farmer jeans and either a T-shirt or long sleeve shirt all the time...I can care less about fashion....Then again I am married and not looking for any lady friends so it doesn't really matter

[CutMeMick]

Bilbs,
Heres some brands to look into.

1921
True Religion
FCUK
Guess
Monarchy
D&G
Diesel
Aldo
Kenneth Cole
Express


Lyle brough up a very good point magazine. Most magazines do clothing wears for certain season look thruough it and do similar things to them but alternate to best suit you. For example if I see on the magazine dressed up but I notice he's wearing a turtle neck I'll change the turtle neck to a mock neck. Things like that....

Good luck.

[Kev]

Bilbs,
Heres some brands to look into.

1921
True Religion
FCUK
Guess
Monarchy
D&G
Diesel
Aldo
Kenneth Cole
Express


Lyle brough up a very good point magazine. Most magazines do clothing wears for certain season look thruough it and do similar things to them but alternate to best suit you. For example if I see on the magazine dressed up but I notice he's wearing a turtle neck I'll change the turtle neck to a mock neck. Things like that....

Good luck.

Cheers for the advice buddy, quite frankly you're the only person on here whose advice I would trust.

Most of the guys on here like they chose their outfits by covering themselves in glue and running into a charity shop, now I'm a pick up artist I can only roll with slicksters like yourself.

I need to accessorise I think. You have your trademaek shades, but also things like bracelets and necklaces, you know classic peacock plumage. I need some of that shit.

I'm going to start reading AskMen.com and other sites for advice I think.

[donnydarkoIRL]

Bilbo, no matter what you actually look like try this, it's universal and works for any man under 40 with a bit of charisma.

You need some light Blue jeans, they can be shredded but it's not obligatory.

A complimentary shirt, maybe light blue or something more daring.

On top of that throw a suit jacket. Yep a black or navy thing, pin stripe is cool but I wouldn't risk it personally

And here's the controversial part....Cap it off with some blinding white runners.

[No Contest]

Bilbo, no matter what you actually look like try this, it's universal and works for any man under 40 with a bit of charisma.

You need some light Blue jeans, they can be shredded but it's not obligatory.

A complimentary shirt, maybe light blue or something more daring.

On top of that throw a suit jacket. Yep a black or navy thing, pin stripe is cool but I wouldn't risk it personally

And here's the controversial part....Cap it off with some blinding white runners.

Yeah if you want to look like Don Johnson from Miami Vice...thats totally 80's bro

[No Contest]

I think I've got something that's right up your alley Bilbo. A chainmail codpiece, or really any codpiece will do.
How can you not get comments on them? You could be like its to keep the babes at bay, because your tired of women trying to grab your junk.

[Steelie]

Here's our very own Bruno doing what he does best:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzoRD1Qvm10

[CutMeMick]

Yeah if you want to look like Don Johnson from Miami Vice...thats totally 80's bro

HAHAHA AH AH AH AH AH AHA AH AHA HA A!!!!
AAAAHHH!
Lance I think you just pulled out the post of the week here...
Fucken LMAO!!! here...

[donnydarkoIRL]

Yeah if you want to look like Don Johnson from Miami Vice...thats totally 80's bro

Am I the only one who wanted Bilbo to dress up like an 80's sitcom dude

[Memphis]

As you all know yer man Memphis got into a spot of bother going back some years for punching some useless cunt in the mouth and wound up in court.

My partner in crime at the time 'Gaz' (says it all really ) turns up to court looking like Don Johnson. I swear to god, he turns up in a peach jacket with black slacks and a blindingly white T-Shirt. I didnt check but Im sure he had no socks on.

Bilbo at the end of the day you've got to see something, like it, try it on, if you still like it, buy it. Its OK sticking with designer names but that doesnt guarantee you wont look a cunt. Take a woman with you to buy clothes

Dont wear a bracelet mate, please.

[leftylee]

Dildo here's some brands you might want to consider.

D&G
Armani Exchange - My personal favourite
Timberland
DKNY
Abercrombie & Fitch
Calvin Klein
Polo (Ralph Lauren)
Y3 (Yohji Yamamoto) - That shit is expensive.
Burberry

[AdamGB]

Most of the guys on here like they chose their outfits by covering themselves in glue and running into a charity shop.

I think you're going a bit overboard here like Bilbo... Books obviously been a big influence because now you're either

a) Quoting what you read in it like it's the truth...
b) Speaking like the dick heeeed who wrote it...

How much Success's have you had with it? is it just because that one chick spoke to you in a bar or what?...

And this peacocking thing... it's like blokes with with shite 'wacky' hair... or who dress like dicks etc... it's to draw attention from their ugly faces...

If you're an ugly cunt and you can't talk for shit then you don't deserve woman anyway... :P

What happened to getting by on good lucks and not being an arsehole? From what I've heard all these books teach you is: Not to take yourself too seriously when talking to woman... not be an overnice creep.

Don't need a fucking novel to tell you that do you? takes a sentence

[El Kabong]

Yeah if you want to look like Don Johnson from Miami Vice...thats totally 80's bro

That would be Sperry Top Siders (no socks), a white leinin suit, and a pastel colored designer t-shirt.


THAT'S Don Johnson from Miami Vice, what hitmandonny suggested is more like Paulie Malinaggi

[RP33]

Bilbs,
Heres some brands to look into.

1921
True Religion
FCUK
Guess
Monarchy
D&G
Diesel
Aldo
Kenneth Cole
Express


Lyle brough up a very good point magazine. Most magazines do clothing wears for certain season look thruough it and do similar things to them but alternate to best suit you. For example if I see on the magazine dressed up but I notice he's wearing a turtle neck I'll change the turtle neck to a mock neck. Things like that....

Good luck.

Nice call Mick.. I have 3 pair of Diesel jeans and they're DAMN expensive.. i think the cheapest one was $190, but they're all killer.. I mean, i wouldn't spend that much money on something that wouldn't be distinctive.. Jeans can def make an outfit Bilbo, make sure they fit you correctly, and you could have a cheap ass $12 button down shirt and so long as it's the correct length you'll look like you knew what you were doing when you picked them out.