Enzo Maccerinelli blamed For UK Earthquake...seriously

[Dark Lord Al]

Some good crack about the theory of this mornings earthquake...most of it will be true.Mind you i hope it was really Enzo sharpening up his punches rather than Prince Naz warming up.Please dont make a come back!HONEST!!Yer Enzo Maccerinelli does have alot of punching power,so much that Cardiff University of Science actually registered a reading of 500lbs from his punches.The equivalent of a small car hitting you at 30mph.WOW.It's going to be Awsome this fight.Just what the british fans have been waiting for.I cant wait!

Ok Yvonne who do you think will win then ?

[yvonne]

Aright they!To be frank it's a really difficult decision to think about because theres not much in between both fighters record wise!....i'll stretch my neck out and say Enzo Maccernelli due to the fact that he has really improved as a boxer and the other fact that Haye keeps dropping his BLOODY left hand and inviting big 500lbs over-right hands to his cranium.I think it'll last longer than most people expect though!

[Tam Seddon]

I think Macca will take him. Ive always sayed that he would do it, the simple fact that he punches more often the Haye and has proven his chin. Haye has a chin but his defence is lacking, did anybody see Macca knock out Dominguez? If ANYBODY took a punch like that they would go down, his defence was quite good as well and the fact that Macca has improved since then and Hayes defence is poor really does show that Enzo has potential to knock him out early.

Buy saying that I believe Haye also has outstanding power and he isnt slow either. Stamina surely goes to Macca, Haye has been the distance once and if it manages to drag to the later rounds i do favour Macca to win on points. But if Macca gets silly I believe he can be taken out early. Its a really open fight but I just believe that Macca will take it by brutal knockout.

can anybody post the video of Enzo against Dominguez, this will show his power to the maximum.

[Cortez The Killer]

If anybody actually believes this they are infact as stupid as the person who wrote. It just doesnt make sense at all, Haye will be laughing at this, not getting scared !

I thought the original post was pretty stupid. But then you managed to up it.

In fact, everybody at Saddo's is now a little bit dumber because of this thread.






http://youtube.com/watch?v=wKjxFJfcrcA

[Kev]

I thought the original post was pretty stupid. But then you managed to up it.

In fact, everybody at Saddo's is now a little bit dumber because of this thread.






http://youtube.com/watch?v=wKjxFJfcrcA

It's a typically Bilbo thread that's for sure

[yvonne]

HA,HA,HA!!THAT WAS INSANE QUOTE!The crack just gets better and better.You must be suffering from PUNCHDRUNK syndrome.HA

[Kirkland Laing]

I felt a bit of a rattle about 1 am for about ten or fifteen seconds. Later the BBC informed me that it had been an earthquake. That makes me an earthquake survivor.

[X]

Chuck Norris burped at about one o'clock this morning!

The whole world shook!

[X]

Who was responsible for the earthquake last night?


Mr. Kipling. He makes exceedingly good quakes.

[X]

A major earthquake measuring 7.8 in the Richter scale hit Lancashire and surrounding areas in the morning of 27 February 2008. The epicentre was Scunthorpe. Shock waves were felt as far afield as Bolton, Manchester and Essex. Casualties were seen wandering aimlessly saying "bang out of order", "mental" and "that did my head in". The earthquake decimated the area causing in excess of £17.55 worth of damage.

Several priceless collections of mementos from Ibiza and Corfu were damaged beyond repair. Three preserved areas of historic burned out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken before their giros arrived. The local paper reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered. They are still trying to come to terms with the fact that the damage was caused by something else instead of them. One resident Tracey Sharon Smith, a 15 year old mother of four said "It was such a shock, little Chardonnay-Leigh came running through the cardboard door into my bedroom crying. My hands were shaking so much that I could hardly shoot-up when I was watching Trisha the next morning". Another local resident known as Macca said the earthquake would not stop him going to work, after all, the T.W.O.C'ing, Burglaries and Graffiti would not do themselves. The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help with the crisis. Rescue workers were still searching through rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings which include benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Dukes, bone china from Poundstretcher and a number of Argos catalogues. However, they were unable to save any furniture from Crazy George's.

How can you help? This appeal hopes to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in the disaster. Clothing is most sought after. Most needed are Kappa or other tracksuits (his and hers), white socks to tuck the tracksuit bottoms into, Burberry caps, woolly Benny hats and Reebok trainers. Primark clothing is most welcome. Food parcels are also needed. They include Mcains Micro-Chips, Aldi Beans, Monster Munch, Nutella chocolate spread and Iceland pizzas. Alcohol is also in short supply, mainly Lambrini, White Lightening cider and Carlsberg Special Brew. Cash donations are also needed, 22p buys a Bic Biro for signing on purposes, £1.50 buys cheese & chips and £26 buys 200 Regal from Tommo who has just got back from Kavos.

[LEGION]

Doesn't Mrs. Bika live out that way? She was probably putting dents in her toilet

[yvonne]

HA,HA,HA,HA,HA.GOOD BANTER!!SHAME IT'S A REAL REFLECTION ON LIFE IN WALES THOUGH......OHHHH!HA.

[superheavyrhun]

haha, well fair enough, but the quote from that prof makes it sound like it was serious in my view !

Professor T. Remor ..... tremor.....

And thanks for your kind words at the top of the thread Bilbo .

[Tam Seddon]

LOL ! my bad, I feel like a right tit.

[Kev]

Professor T. Remor ..... tremor.....

And thanks for your kind words at the top of the thread Bilbo .

No worries, you know I love you buddy!