how long before you can shit in a girls house

[oakleyno1]

how many times u have to gio there etc?
anyone had bad experiences, e.g shit comes up for her to see?

[The_One77]

someone was in the loo when i was at my gf's house....and i couldn't wait
So i thought fuk it, and went to have a shit on their front lawn........then i proceeded to wipe my ass with my tank top.
After that, i came back inside and we all had lunch.

[BIG H]

someone was in the loo when i was at my gf's house....and i couldn't wait
So i thought fuk it, and went to have a S*** on their front lawn........then i proceeded to wipe my a** with my tank top.
After that, i came back inside and we all had lunch.

Classy bruv!!

First time I went out wiv my missus we went to the cinema and I had to curl one out, so I squatted but aimed wrong and it landed in my cacks that were round me ankles I had to take them off roll them up and then hide them in the systen!!

[beds]

i've left a few floaters before, stunk out the house more than once, if they love ya they wont mind

[gogs67]

how many times u have to gio there etc?
anyone had bad experiences, e.g shit comes up for her to see?

3 visits before it's acceptable to use the bog,10 visits for anywhere else in the house!

[Munkymagic]

Worst is when the dunny is close to the bedroom where you and your new girlfriend are spending a bit of quality time together and you do a noisy sh*t.

Ive tried disguising the initial sh*t with a kind of pre-emptive flush but sometimes it just doesn't work and you go back to the bedroom knowing full well your new girl has just heard you having an almighty turf out.

Its what makes or breaks relationships

[gogs67]

Worst is when the dunny is close to the bedroom where you and your new girlfriend are spending a bit of quality time together and you do a noisy sh*t.

Ive tried disguising the initial sh*t with a kind of pre-emptive flush but sometimes it just doesn't work and you go back to the bedroom knowing full well your new girl has just heard you having an almighty turf out.

Its what makes or breaks relationships

Jeez man,you never thought of turning the taps on?

[X]

http://www.saddoboxing.com/boxing_fo...html#msg348956

According to the above, it is wise to unload one's bum ballast while being paid to do so at work. Therefore, today's modern gentleman evacuates him Klingon starship before arriving at said young lady's house.

[Sheps]

You start the fucking weirdest threads oakley

[oakleyno1]

lmao yes... yes i do :P