This Ruined My Childhood

[Snakey]

If the first bite from a shark doesn't kill you... you have a chance to survive... the generally only bite humans as a 'test bite' or because they think you're a seal etc... when they see surfers they don't know what the fuck is going on if they just bit you're leg and figured out you where a human and not a thread they're unlikely to come back for seconds...

that just stamps the point... you could beat the fuck out of a dog 99% of the time but you can't do fuck all to a shark and there are 100s of dog attacks, serious injurys and deaths a year...

Yeah i know that bullshit mate....but if that shark dont let go your fucking dead. And if the damage is too much then you probably die too. Just keep in mind mate that you are on land more then you are in the water and its more common to have dogs in your neighbourhood then a shark

[AdamGB]

Lyle in swimming trunks is not rare though... even if he's not swimming :P

[The_One77]

The Omen and The Excorcist scared me when i was a kid

[El Kabong]

Lyle in swimming trunks is not rare though... even if he's not swimming :P

Yeah I wear speedos when I run out of clean underwear jk, hahahahaha

People always say "Well sharks are just curious, they don't MEAN to bite humans, they just don't know what they are"....YEAH RIGHT, sharks have been around for a few million years and they still don't know what we are....I know they are out in California saying "I'm gonna make this surfer shit himself!"..."Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were human, I'll just put your leg back on"

[Purist]

Have you seen the original Japanese version of 'The Ring' - now that is a seriously disturbing film (not the remake, which was nowhere near as good)?

Ju-on? Yea I loved that movie I always thought The Grudge was the sequel though

[Scrap]

The biggest great white ever caught was in the mediteranian, and 13 swimmers go missing every year. not a lot know that and the tourist board dont advertise it.I wonder why

[AdamGB]

Speilberg is giving them back handers... he's sick of people making fun of his rubber shark in Jaws so he's starving sharks and them letting them loose in public waters and secretly filming it instead of using real special effects.

Gonna be the cheapes most realistic looking shark movie ever... so what if a few towel snatching tourists have to do for me to enjoy my popcorn? :P

[El Kabong]

The biggest great white ever caught was in the mediteranian, and 13 swimmers go missing every year. not a lot know that and the tourist board dont advertise it.I wonder why

Ever watch Anatomy of a Shark Bite? When that girl swimming off the coast of Africa(I guess South Africa specifically) and she's attacked by a Great White and it took he leg off from the hip down, afterwards she said "Oh there was no pain, just pressure"....I ain't buying that sweetheart, looked like it hurt to me...I mean paper cuts hurt imagine a paper cut that took off your whole leg!

[AdamGB]

Thats different... paper cuts damage the top of nerve endings... shark cuts sever the whole entire thing... she probably went numb from the adrenalin and nature of the bite.

[El Kabong]

Thats different... paper cuts damage the top of nerve endings... shark cuts sever the whole entire thing... she probably went numb from the adrenalin and nature of the bite.

Probably but there is at some point a time after the bite occured where she felt pain....maybe in the hospital while recovering or something.

Damn that had to be a helpless feeling, swimming and just having a shark glide in reasonably slow and get you just before you get out of the water

[X]

The Omen and The Excorcist scared me when i was a kid

My cousin had an excorcism, but he couldn't afford to pay the fee.

So they had him repossessed.

[Master]

Will you stop digging old threads please!

[X]

No . I have been super bored today, so have been trawling interesting old threads.

I tried to find my first ever post, but I don't think all the really old stuff is on here anymore.

[Master]

No . I have been super bored today, so have been trawling interesting old threads.

I tried to find my first ever post, but I don't think all the really old stuff is on here anymore.

Yes, something to do with servers changed.

I bet it was a sick post anyway.

[Batman]

No . I have been super bored today, so have been trawling interesting old threads.

I tried to find my first ever post, but I don't think all the really old stuff is on here anymore.

Fucking hell I swear to god I was doing the exact same thing this morning in a fit of boredom, the oldest post of mine I managed to find was some online personality test that Beanz posted, I was basically a massive loner back then, if anything I'm even worse now.