~Saddos 2008 Boxing Awards~ Winners

[Diane]

Hey CMM, where can I get a bag of ice for Violent D's hand?

Go to anyone of the bars and just show them your Saddo badge.
Tell'em what you need.

How in the hell did Clubber get an invite? And why did he make his date wear a frog costume?

I'll have BoxingGorilla double check his invite, I think he might have printed out his own it's probably fake.
On 2nd thought I think we'll let him stick around I'm enjoying his date in the frog costume. She's leaping from one table to another.

Well POB was behind the bar, so he had a bag of ice, and a bottle of tequila ready.

Oh yes, you need to keep Clubber and his girlfriend here, that is classic stuff.

[Kev]

Well as nobody ever listens to me I decided to not vote and not bother going to the party at all. Then I find out that apart from the Wlad Ibragimov fight being the worst of the year (I'd go for Valuev Holyfield) I agreed with every single vote.

So you DO listen to what I say after all.

Thanks guys

[Kev]

Hey CMM, where can I get a bag of ice for Violent D's hand?

Go to anyone of the bars and just show them your Saddo badge.
Tell'em what you need.

How in the hell did Clubber get an invite? And why did he make his date wear a frog costume?

I'll have BoxingGorilla double check his invite, I think he might have printed out his own it's probably fake.
On 2nd thought I think we'll let him stick around I'm enjoying his date in the frog costume. She's leaping from one table to another.

Well POB was behind the bar, so he had a bag of ice, and a bottle of tequila ready.

Oh yes, you need to keep Clubber and his girlfriend here, that is classic stuff.

Guys she's not leaping for fun, Clubber has brought his bebe gun and is trying to shoot her

[Violent Demise]

Did anyone else see that scuffle? Zab Judah apparently traded some words with someone and got himself knocked out...

Did anyone else see that scuffle? Zab Judah apparently traded some words with someone and got himself knocked out...

Yes, I was in the V.I.P. area talking to Violent Demise and Spicoli, when Zab came up behind me, grabbed my a$$, and asked if I was wearing anything under there.

And before I could even turn around to smack him upside the head, Violent Demise jumped on him, and knocked him out cold.

Well the rumor going around is that it was you who sparked him out cold.

VD, just checked his pockets and jacked him for his jewelery and cash.

Came up on $1.33, 3 bus tokens and a real aluminum Brooklyn chain. Brooklyn is spelled wrong.

[CutMeMick]

Well as nobody ever listens to me I decided to not vote and not bother going to the party at all. Then I find out that apart from the Wlad Ibragimov fight being the worst of the year (I'd go for Valuev Holyfield) I agreed with every single vote.

So you DO listen to what I say after all.

Thanks guys

Bilbs, you made it...
How was your flight?
How you liking the French?
Nice outfit...

[Spicoli]

.....f!!!!!n dying over here. stuffed in a puppy crate for the flight

[Diane]

Why is Legion walking around holding a napkin in front of he pants?

Oh Lord, don't tell me that he took his Cialis before coming here.


OH SHIT!!! There's Miguel!! Everyone get the hell out of my way!!!

[CutMeMick]

Why is Legion walking around holding a napkin in front of he pants?

Oh Lord, don't tell me that he took his Cialis before coming here.

OH SHIT!!! There's Miguel!! Everyone get the hell out of my way!!!

Sorry Diane, that's not Miguel. That's Lujan.





Cottos on his way here should be arriving soon...

[Diane]

Why is Legion walking around holding a napkin in front of he pants?

Oh Lord, don't tell me that he took his Cialis before coming here.

OH SHIT!!! There's Miguel!! Everyone get the hell out of my way!!!

Sorry Diane, that's not Miguel. That's Lujan.





Cottos on his way here should be arriving soon...

Ummm, you think I don't know who my Miguel is? Are you kidding me?

I see Lujan over there by the bar, but my Miguel did just arrive down below. I know, because all my sex sensors started going off in my body, I looked down, and sure enough Miguel is getting out of his limo.

Okay Diane stay calm, turn and quickly remove the double stick tape holding your dress to the boobs, and let's expose the twins a bit more. Done.

God he can't get up that elevator quick enough for me.

[Julius Rain]

ok mick, i have arrived.

Point me to the direction of the drunk (or pretending to be drunk) and skanky.

I came to honor the winner of this years Saddo Boxing Awards, but i also came to bang hot chicks

I think last year I broke a bar stool on POB's back, this year I just want to brake hot chicks back

[C-Lo]

I think the aroma from the patio is C-Lo, I've got a feeling those cigars he has are not stuffed with tobacco...

Whoa! I no longer smoke any pot! I made a vow to my girlfriend that I would never touch that stuff ever again. (I kinda did twice after the vow but that's not the point)

I'm more of a tequila guy. DAMN this place is filled with dudes! Diane must be in heaven! Hatton is drinking everyone under the table, Marquez is walking around asking everyone if they've seen Manny, Guzman is apparently stuffing himself getting him closer to not making weight again, and I just heard Kessler isn't going to make it cause he's afraid to step out of country (YAHTZEE!). This is a great party!

[XaduBoxer]

Watch out. SaddoBoxer and Julius Rain are bellowing "There's only one Manny Pacquiao" in the lobby.

Pride Of Boston and CFH are heading straight to them, they're sick of there Pac antics and want to end this once and for all...

"Security"

"What a year for PACKY Julius, it seems unreal... But what can I do, just continue believing in our boy PAC (and backing him up in the forums ) since PACKY didn't disappoint me even a bit... He always strive to give the fans a good fight... You know what, he can possibly top his great accomplishments in 2008 with another unreal performance in 2009... Imagine beating Hatton and then... Floyd Whoa!! If that happens Julius, I'll jump from the top of this tower... Of course wearing a parachute... he he .... Ohh ohh, here comes POB and CFH, time for some serious chat... "

[Kev]

Well as nobody ever listens to me I decided to not vote and not bother going to the party at all. Then I find out that apart from the Wlad Ibragimov fight being the worst of the year (I'd go for Valuev Holyfield) I agreed with every single vote.

So you DO listen to what I say after all.

Thanks guys

Bilbs, you made it...
How was your flight?
How you liking the French?
Nice outfit...

Hi Mick, the flight was frankly appalling, Gwaihir was 'busy' and said he couldn't allow even one of the junior eagles to fly me over. He's never been the same with me since Thorin died.

The twats in Rohan offered to catapault me over by trebuchet, har har very funny. In the end Gandalf commanded some Bywater ducks to fly me over the water. It took six of them on rotation to carry me, and they moaned the whole way, even threatening to drop me into the Channel if I didn't stop gripping so hard, frankly I was hanging on for dear life

When I got to the door VD pretended he couldn't see me and shut the door in my face, literally.

Eventually JT Rock let me in, but only after he had me recite the ten tenets of righteous Old Guard living. When I couldn't remember the last one, he made me write out 'We are not a clan, clique or club' a thousand times before they let through the door.

As you always insist on announcing the fighter of the year and the best awards first by the time I got in and sat down all I had to enjoy was the 'Worst fight of the Year' award and 'highlights' of Klitschko Ibragimov.

To top it all off the ducks wern't at the harbour to take me home after the show and after lengthy pleadings with the local Gauls they decided it would be nostalgic for me to be stuck in a barrel and towed back to England off the back of a dredger.

[brucelee]

can we start with the drinking part? I'll have one bottle of red wine.

[ICB]

The only one im disappointed with is Miguel Cotto/Antonio Margarito getting FOTY, on this site and from Ring Magazine. I thought Rafael Marquez/Israel Vasquez 3, Michael Katsidis/Joel Casamayor, Tomas Villa/Rogers Mtagwa were better fights clearly.