Enter your Mike Tyson quotes

[chamiley]

Since Mike just turned 40 lets just recollect his thoughts from over the years. Post any of his famous quotes.

"Muhammad Ali set the stage, but there's never been a fighter bigger than Mike Tyson, If you don't think that's true, look at the gate receipts".

"I can sell Madison square garden masturbating"

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

MY BACK'S BROKEN

[chamiley]

MY BACK'S BROKEN

[Oggie]

“He called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”

"Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her."

"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."

"How dare these boxers challenge me with their primitive skills? It makes me angry. They're just as good as dead."

"My power is discombobulatingly devastating. I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."

[To a journalist]
“I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.”

"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian."

[Swice]

Mike Tyson being interviewed before the Francois Botha fight

Interviewer: Mike, uhh... Francois Botha 6 to 1 underdog. Are there any concerns on your part?

Mike Tyson: I don't know anything about that, I don't know nothing about numbers. I just know what I can do.

Interviewer: How about... (Mike Interrupts)

Mike Tyson: Imma Kill this motherf%$ker.

Interviewer: Ok...Mike why do you have to talk like that?

Mike Tyson: Why? Im talking to you the way I wan't to talk to you. You have a problem turn off your station.

Interviewer: You know what, I think we'll end the discussion right now.

Mike Tyson: Then we could as@#hole.

Interviewer: You got it...have a nice fight Mike.

Mike Tyson: F$%k off.
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Pure Comedy...

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

lol what a character... damn broken back is acting up again

[Swice]

MY BACK'S BROKEN

I remember this, this was hilarious.

Mike Tyson: My back is broken.

Interviewer: What point, A vertebrae or what portion?

Mike Tyson: It's spinal

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[chamiley]

"I don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them, so you shouldn't talk unless you want to, you know"

[undefeated]

she was 16, its not like she was 12

[Hulk]

Mike Tyson being interviewed before the Francois Botha fight

Interviewer: Mike, uhh... Francois Botha 6 to 1 underdog. Are there any concerns on your part?

Mike Tyson: I don't know anything about that, I don't know nothing about numbers. I just know what I can do.

Interviewer: How about... (Mike Interrupts)

Mike Tyson: Imma Kill this motherf%$ker.

Interviewer: Ok...Mike why do you have to talk like that?

Mike Tyson: Why? Im talking to you the way I wan't to talk to you. You have a problem turn off your station.

Interviewer: You know what, I think we'll end the discussion right now.

Mike Tyson: Then we could as@#hole.

Interviewer: You got it...have a nice fight Mike.

Mike Tyson: F$%k off.
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Pure Comedy...

Yes, that was a good one.

[bigragu]

"I don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them, so you shouldn't talk unless you want to, you know"

I saw that interview.....man was he a demented mean SOB or what?.....I laughed my a** off of course....does that make me demented?....

[CountryBoy]

Want to fornicate?