Official Random Thread II

[Salty]

Memento Mori

Heading out with a lady friend tonight, good times ahead Weekends in summer are heavenly.

[Gandalf]

Got absolutely overdrunk yesterday. Now like an idiot, 7:40 am I am eyes wide open, not hungover whatsoever and eating some excellent home made chili I did yesterday. Now I am pondering about making a kind of mexican salad or if i am too lazy, perhaps buying some at the delaize in a couple of hours. I also realized how much the humans when many together systematically behave like animals. Well, I realized that before but somehow, it's hitting me big time this morning. Dunno why, perhaps I am just having a mini existential crisis or something.

Haha, sounds like a miles kind of thing. I always wake up early after a night out because I don't bother with any curtains. The sun rises and so must I, drunk or sober.

I went to the dentist today and I'm a little bit cheesed off. I've had ceramics on my teeth and a white wire so nobody would notice my orthodontic treatment. But the bugger has gone and given me a dark wire this time. I came home and checked and lo and behold I had a black wire running across the top of my teeth. How could he get it wrong like that, he knows I am Mr Sensitive when it comes to my appearance. Ah well, I suppose I will have to grin and bear it (no pun intended) and tell him not to let it happen again next time.

[Wadeb_21]

good website if anyone is interested https://halfoffdepot.com/ they sell gift cards at half off to restaurants in certain cities just look up your city and see what they have to offer. I have ordered a bunch of them for the tampa bay area to give for Christmas presents.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

another late night and too tired to offer anything to you.

[Gandalf]

Finally the racist dross we are being forced to experience here is getting out somewhat. This interview has perhaps been the biggest breakthrough for us expats thus far.

Part two is where the action is at for anyone who is interested...

CBC Radio | The Current | Whole Show Blow-by-Blow

[Gandalf]

Finally the racist dross we are being forced to experience here is getting out somewhat. This interview has perhaps been the biggest breakthrough for us expats thus far.

Part two is where the action is at for anyone who is interested...

CBC Radio | The Current | Whole Show Blow-by-Blow

Though Steve Snowball does deserve a boot in the face.

[Spicoli]

Its after 6 and a Friday...get me outta this place before I fawking strangle somebody!!!!!

Mood swings much?hmmm

[CutMeMick]

Jessica simpson and Corgan...shit I dont get that at all ? She should just cut to the chase and sign with Red light district films......I mean come on already.

Micks pb&j ....remember in school I used to love putting cool ranch doritos in between the bread.Awesome stuff.

[miron_lang]

Move rows to another table. DAILY_abstract have 54M rows already !


Modify the stored procedure too and add a case for the year 2008

[CFH]

Move rows to another table. DAILY_abstract have 54M rows already !


Modify the stored procedure too and add a case for the year 2008

Now that is fucking random. Well done sir.

[Nameless]

I am listening to Gogol Bordello Tribal Connection. That song is just damn perfect for a morning where it seems cold outside and where you don't see why you would go out anyway. Beside, I have to buy lamb, I have none remaining and I really feel to cook myself some curry lamb today.

[Youngblood]

I was just emptying the remains of a plastic bottle of syrup onto some waffles. As I held it upside down and got the last little bit out, the bottle gave off a sound that I had heard before. A wet air sucking high pitched tone changing sound, very much like that of a pussy fart. yup.

[Gandalf]

It got down to -8'C last night and has been below freezing all day. It has started to snow. I'm as giddy as a bunny that has just been humped by an elephant.

[kingfrnk]

why do i always get 1 cigar when i go to the store? i know im gonna need another one later on but i always get just 1

[cnote111]

How the hell are we supposed to live every day to the fullest and live like its your last... When i'm always needing more sleep!