Breaking News : John Terry has lost England captain's armband

[Mark TKO]

.....Fabio Capello has rung Wayne Bridge to ask him if he could check under his bed and see if it's there.

[Drago]

dont wanna spoil your day mate but john terrys car is parked outside your house

[FTMatty]

dont wanna spoil your day mate but john terrys car is parked outside your house

Well he's going to be looking for a lat big enough for a single guy.

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dont wanna spoil your day mate but john terrys car is parked outside your house

That's why Ashley Cole was done for speeding; he'd heard that John Terry's car was parked outside his gaf!

[Master]

Mark you got it right Terry has lost being England Captain, great prediction.

[Drago]

chelseaaaaaaaaaaaa wherever u may be
dont leave your wife with john terry
it could be worse he could be scouse
he'd fck your wife and rob your house

[Drago]

capello has approached phil neville to replace john terry as england captain. he reckons he's got no chance of shaggin anyones bird