Naw man, I'm already boning her, her friends and might even have a chance at a few of the moms. Hell, prob. jerk off twice before most of ya are even close to waking up.
I suppose I could ask em to pretend like they don't want it? Ya know, thrill of the chase and freaky domination need thingy?
But really, consider it, a day with no laws? No repercussions?
What would you do?![]()
Spurs fans
Cowboy fans
Kobe
Haye
Con (khan)
Nicki minaj
will ferrell
Terrel Owens
Peyton and Eli manning
people who can't drive for shit
pac fans (atleast 99.99 percent)
probably some more just can't think of anymore right now.
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liberals
conservatives
hippies
evangelicals
cowboys fans
cavs fans
most new yorkers
the old couple down my street
Haye fans
Khan fans
thats it for now![]()
Villa Fans - Brunnie dumb arses
Leicester Fans - Learn to speak English please.
Leeds Fans - You're not a big club any more.........live with it!
Craig Bellamy - The mans just a twunt.
Lee Hughes - Greedy, road killer.
Jordan - Fat titted, talentless slag.
Paris Hilton - Small titted, talentless slag.
Any R&B artist - WTF is that shit all about?
Coldplay's Chris Martin - Shut the fuck up you whiney voiced coont!
David Pleat - Stop ruining my enjoyment of watching footie on TV
Amir Con - Nice guy until he started talking about "Brand Khan"
Gordon Brown - One eyed, un-elected, jock halfwit.
David Cameron - Eton wanker.
Steven Gerrard - Put some effort in when you play for England.
Naseem Hamed - What a prick!
24 Beers in a slab, 24 hours in the day.......go figure.
Dont mind villains, everytime ive been to villa park we`ve come away with 3points
leeds fans - SCUM
Craig bellamy - judas scum, thinks he`s hard when actually he`s a pussy
lee hughes - murdering scum
jordan - dirty thick slag, wouldnt touch it with a bargepole
paris hilton - dont mind her, id give it one definitely
r & b - music for the moron
chris martin - needs to die
david pleat - only man who`s as useless commentating than he is coaching
Amir Khan - decent enough fella
gordon brown - shit pm, grow some bollocks
david cameron - scum, all tories are scum
steven gerrard - why did you have to score that goal in 2006, C*NT
Naseem hamed - fat murderer
very good list FT
one dangerous horrible bloke
A people I hate thread......we're going to be here for a while. I'm not going to list a reason beside each of my answers but if you have a question feel free to ask and I'll answer it.
In no particular order:
Anyone and everyone ever associated with or who has ever cheered for the New York Yankees
Al Gore
Obama
Joe Biden
John Edwards
Oprah
Bill Maher
Coach K
Ted Kennedy - I know full well he's dead, but I still hate him/his corpse
Michael Moore
Julia Stiles & Erica Christiansen
Ashton Kutcher
Glenn Beck
The hyper religious "Turbo Christians" that don't believe in drinking or dancing
Keith Olbermann
The entire staff of MSNBC (on air "talent" off air producers even down to the shmucks getting coffee and running errands)
Islamic fundamentalists
Kanye West
Lil Wayne
9/11 Truthers
U2
Green Day
Natalie Portman
Gwenyth Paltrow
Janeane Garafolo
Arianna Huffington
Everyone associated with Air America
The British Royal Family
The UN
Hugo Chavez
Barbra Boxer
Diane Finestein
Chris Matthews (even though he falls under the MSNBC heading)
"Halfbacks"
Alan Colmes
Nirvana
Scott Weiland
Hippies
Trendy hipsters
This idiot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P36x8rTb3jI
panhandlers
the fucking morons that march in the immigration rallies that hold up signs like "Illegals are human"
Protesters in general
Cops or really ANY authority figure on a power trip
Doug Fischer
Naseem Hamed
Ricky Hatton's idiot fans
Frank Lampard
Jermain Pennant
"Freegans"
PETA
Jason 'Lard Ass' Whitlock
Neo-Nazi's
the KKK
The New Black Panthers
Al-Queda
The Nation of Islam
Louis Farrakahn
Those crazy people out in Texas that were polygamists that dressed like they lived in the 1800's
The Amish
Carpetbaggers
The freaking Jehovah's Witnesses
Grown ass adults that knock kids over to get a foul ball at baseball games
anyone that's a stereotype of the "MMA Culture"
Everything dealing with MTV specifically "The Real World" and "Jersey Shore"
Tito Ortiz
Chuck Liddell
Kimbo Slice
Idiots that celebrate Che Guavera
The Castro's
Commies
Socialists
Lazy ass Union workers
I'll probably think of some more soon. I tried to generalize with a couple of things to make my list shorter.
Last edited by El Kabong; 04-22-2010 at 09:49 PM.
Off the top of my head...
Steven Taylor
Joey Barton
Andy Carroll
Deluded Newcastle fans - 50,000 fans doesn't make you a big club. Twats
David Pleat
Jim Watt
David Cameron
Nick Griffin
Michael McIntyre
Paddy McGuiness
Chris Martin
Jordan
Steven Gerrard - try when you play for England you overrated nob
Kelly Pavlik
Adrian Chiles - miserable cunt
Tony Romo
Kenwyne Jones - Do feel like trying once in a while you lazy cunt?
Madonna
Frank Mir
Lily Allen
I could probably think of more but I think thats enough for now![]()
I hate Chris Matthews too, not even cause I disagree with his politics, for the most part I don't, he just never shuts up. Never. The Teddy Atlas of political pundits.
Teddy Atlas
I forgot 'Arry Redknapp for trying to take half our team and being a saggy face twat
True...he'll ask a question, pause and then right as his guest is going to answer Chris Matthews will badger them with like 8 more rapid fire questions before they even finish the first sentence.
AND for being a big liberal Chris Matthews is INSANELY demeaning to his women guests which I find quite hypocritical on his part.
More people I hate:
Middle class white kids from the suburbs who try to act like they are gangster rappers.
black comedians that devote the majority of their time talking about how white people act.
Jesse Jackson
Al Sharpton
ICP, & the idiots that follow them
Eminem
Everlast
Kid Rock
Fred Durst
Nickleback
Jimmy Fallon
Jamie Pressley
Jim Rome
Stephen A. Smith
The world enders: Yeah you, you're making old peoples and the youngsters to freak out with your prophecy about the imminent violent and horrible demise, These ends of the world which you postpone every now and then are horribly getting on my tits. according to 220 Dates for the End of the world!!! Date Setters! , I did escape at least 89 end of the world, take the others you're trying to make me swallow, roll them tight and stuck them where the sun never shines.
Jesus Freak: In the words of the illustrious Voltaire, Let everybody go to God by the way they'll chose. I do not need your puritan morals or your path to go somewhere, I might have a bad direction sense in general but I am damn clever enough to find my way and I do not believe in a single universal absolute truth wrapping all the rest. Beside, I am 100% positive that Satan's a nice dude, if he wants to win against God, he would sure treat well his guests plus it is idiotic to thing that God would willingly fuel up his archrival army, up yours buddies!
Paris Hilton No I am not jealous of her and no, I wouldn't bang her either side even if given the occasion, this talentless slag is bright as a broken light bulb and her behaviors represent everything I hate about the humankind. I hope your ludicrous mini chihuahua will bite you and give you tetanos.
Every members or supporters of the neo-convervative movement: Because of you, thousand of peoples died, because of your shit influence, billions have been wasted leaving the US in a poor state of affair, no your thoughts are not clever and yeah, you screw up a big time, from Regan to Bush Jr, your thoughts left scars and corpse all along the way, you might come from the finest universities but you'Re damn far from being the cream of the cream, I wish you all horrible pube rash.
My father: accused me of being in Al-Quaida, stole me a couple of thousand despite the fact he's millionaire, said that doing 2 master degrees at the same time in 2 different universities mean shit to him and is not an achievement, never helped my brother since his accident, the only reason I do not kill you is because I do not want to waste my life away.
The Steinbrenner family: Way to ruin baseball with your astonishing spending and no, The Yankees' legacy doesn't help to wash away your imbecility.
Blood and Crips: No, Blue and red do not belong to you and these atrocious hands signs you make between yourself with your fingers all twisted aren't cool and will just give you arthritis. You're a bunch of pathetic clowns and flat palette on a baseball cap aren't cool neither and only make you look like a bunch of pre-teenager monkeys freshly escaped from a zoo.
To be continued...
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Chris Matthews is just a fucking blowhard. At least Teddy Atlas is a charming, lovable blowhard.
Come to think of it, I think I probably hate literally every North American news personality from Fox to CNBC to CBC. Bunch of fucking biased partisan idiots with there own agenda who try to dupe idiots into believing they have any impartiality. Fuck em.
Oh, and I don't like Lyle either.
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