How many kids does it take....................

[Kev]

I figured out how to beat them! Bring a cd player which has michael jackson music playing while wearing a michael jackson mask...theyre running away for sure

Hmm I dunno some of them American kid's parents are pretty weird. I can see them thinking to themselves, 'there's no way he can survive a THIRD trial', Go on kiddies go play with that strange looking man!

[_the_answer_]

i would stick my c0ck out and tell 'em all tha
this is what you call a LIGHTSABER
then they will be all curious and look at theirs
then they'll realize they cant take me yet

[beds]

i would stick my c0ck out and tell 'em all tha
this is what you call a LIGHTSABER
then they will be all curious and look at theirs
then they'll realize they cant take me yet

peady

[ross]

IF ITS TO THE DEATH THEN I SEE MYSELF BEING ABLE TO LAST ABOUT 10 HOURS BEFORE BECOMING EXHAUSTED... I AM SIX FEET TALL AND 195 LBS... FAIRLY ATHLETIC... IM 24 YRS OLD... IM A SMOKER, THOUGH... I WOULD GET INTO A CORNER SO MOST OF MY BACK AND SIDE IS COVERED SO THEY CAN ONLY COME STRAIGHT @ ME AND SNAP THERE NECKS AS THEY COME SO AS TO USE THE LEAST AMOUNT OF ENERGY POSSIBLE... I SEE ME SLAUGHTERING 300-350 CHILDREN DUE TO MY SIZE AND ATHLETIC ABILITY... COME @ ME RUGRATS

YOU MAY TAKE OUR LIVES BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE...........OUR FREEEEEDOOOMMMMMMMMMMM......CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!1

CC, BILBO

If you corner yourself you wouldnt get no leverage on anything and it would be easier for them to trap you, as soon as your cornered youd have them grabbing your legs and with thousands of kids behind them you aint moving, 10 hours ? youd be lucky to last an hour. It would probably take more than one punch to kill a kid so at least two punches each plus while you swing theyll grab your arms, your fucked no matter how you look at it.

Just run, youll be faster and last longer, why fight, when youll be on the eventual losing end

[beds]

IF ITS TO THE DEATH THEN I SEE MYSELF BEING ABLE TO LAST ABOUT 10 HOURS BEFORE BECOMING EXHAUSTED... I AM SIX FEET TALL AND 195 LBS... FAIRLY ATHLETIC... IM 24 YRS OLD... IM A SMOKER, THOUGH... I WOULD GET INTO A CORNER SO MOST OF MY BACK AND SIDE IS COVERED SO THEY CAN ONLY COME STRAIGHT @ ME AND SNAP THERE NECKS AS THEY COME SO AS TO USE THE LEAST AMOUNT OF ENERGY POSSIBLE... I SEE ME SLAUGHTERING 300-350 CHILDREN DUE TO MY SIZE AND ATHLETIC ABILITY... COME @ ME RUGRATS

YOU MAY TAKE OUR LIVES BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE...........OUR FREEEEEDOOOMMMMMMMMMMM......CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!1

CC, BILBO

If you corner yourself you wouldnt get no leverage on anything and it would be easier for them to trap you, as soon as your cornered youd have them grabbing your legs and with thousands of kids behind them you aint moving, 10 hours ? youd be lucky to last an hour. It would probably take more than one punch to kill a kid so at least two punches each plus while you swing theyll grab your arms, your fucked no matter how you look at it.

Just run, youll be faster and last longer, why fight, when youll be on the eventual losing end

you always be on the losing side, but have some fun while ur doing it

pick the kids up and lob em in the mixer, take a few more out

[Kev]

IF ITS TO THE DEATH THEN I SEE MYSELF BEING ABLE TO LAST ABOUT 10 HOURS BEFORE BECOMING EXHAUSTED... I AM SIX FEET TALL AND 195 LBS... FAIRLY ATHLETIC... IM 24 YRS OLD... IM A SMOKER, THOUGH... I WOULD GET INTO A CORNER SO MOST OF MY BACK AND SIDE IS COVERED SO THEY CAN ONLY COME STRAIGHT @ ME AND SNAP THERE NECKS AS THEY COME SO AS TO USE THE LEAST AMOUNT OF ENERGY POSSIBLE... I SEE ME SLAUGHTERING 300-350 CHILDREN DUE TO MY SIZE AND ATHLETIC ABILITY... COME @ ME RUGRATS

YOU MAY TAKE OUR LIVES BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE...........OUR FREEEEEDOOOMMMMMMMMMMM......CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!1

CC, BILBO

If you corner yourself you wouldnt get no leverage on anything and it would be easier for them to trap you, as soon as your cornered youd have them grabbing your legs and with thousands of kids behind them you aint moving, 10 hours ? youd be lucky to last an hour. It would probably take more than one punch to kill a kid so at least two punches each plus while you swing theyll grab your arms, your fucked no matter how you look at it.

Just run, youll be faster and last longer, why fight, when youll be on the eventual losing end

Nah I like prideofprovidence's strategy. He limits them to only one angle of attack and in the beggining whilst he's strong and killing kids quickly he could arrange the bodies so as to form some kind of defensive wall, say a stack 20 bodies long, 5 deep and 10 high.

Other bodies could be piled high behind the wall until you've got a large mound resembling a walled keep or castle.

Maintain a good position on the top of the mound and start hurling the top children down at the other's below.

You could keep going into you reached the ceiling, wherein a slow and painful death awaits at you get pushed, crushed and suffocated at the very top.

But still a great way to go though right!

[Snakey]

Wait, an infinite amount of 5 yr olds mean that there wouldnt be any space to move as the whole earth would be covered in them.

[Kev]

Wait, an infinite amount of 5 yr olds mean that there wouldnt be any space to move as the whole earth would be covered in them.

nah it's only a sports hall, see my painful death above.

It's inevitable but given the choice I'd rather die like that than any other way.

I mean who wants to die cos your old, how boring is that?

[beds]

Wait, an infinite amount of 5 yr olds mean that there wouldnt be any space to move as the whole earth would be covered in them.

nah it's only a sports hall, see my painful death above.

It's inevitable but given the choice I'd rather die like that than any other way.

I mean who wants to die cos your old, how boring is that?

yea i agree i mean who doesnt wanna go by having there eyes scratched out by wee nippers

[Howlin Mad Missy]

[BIG H]

Can't believe this has reached 4 pages

What a surreal thread

[Memphis]

I know, I cant be fucked to read it all but anyone who thinks they would last five minutes with a gang of 5 year olds is insane, trust me, I have one.

Personally my approach would be to send everyone of them to the chill out chair.

[Bomp]

Been looking all morning for a thread worth replying to. I've been laughing for the past 20 minutes.

At first I thought I'd maybe last about 1/2 hour just swinging wildly before getting to tired to defend myself, but then I read Jtrock's suggestioon of piling the bodies, kids as young asthat wouldn't be able to climb fast at all, could last for days with that strategy until dehydration or something sets in. CC to Bilbo, and jtroch in 24 hrs for an ingenious solution.

[Bomp]

Actually I review that last post, you could survive even longer if you're sick minded enough to drink and eat the corpses.

This truly is a crazy thread.

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

Actually I review that last post, you could survive even longer if you're sick minded enough to drink and eat the corpses.

This truly is a crazy thread.

HAHAAHHAHAHAHA