sayings that are retarded

[Spicoli]

Have many and no doubt have some that drive nerves of others..

'No doubt' could be one. Not sure where came from but say it all the time! One that gets me is when you have those people who constantly say 'thank you'. Not just for pleasantry and respect but numerous times during a conversation. Its just feeble. I had a client yesterday and during a simple transaction and small talk about heart medication for pet she said thank you at the end of EVERY sentence It drove me fooking nuts....eventually I just stopped talking and went with 'mmm hmm' and nodding the head. Sure as shit at the end she started apologizing for taking up so much of our time...as she's walking out the door. Not in a smart ass way but again is some over compensation or self doubting (?) way. At least 11 Thank yous and 4 I'm sorrys within 7,8 minutes. What is that ?

[Kev]

Have many and no doubt have some that drive nerves of others..

'No doubt' could be one. Not sure where came from but say it all the time! One that gets me is when you have those people who constantly say 'thank you'. Not just for pleasantry and respect but numerous times during a conversation. Its just feeble. I had a client yesterday and during a simple transaction and small talk about heart medication for pet she said thank you at the end of EVERY sentence It drove me fooking nuts....eventually I just stopped talking and went with 'mmm hmm' and nodding the head. Sure as shit at the end she started apologizing for taking up so much of our time...as she's walking out the door. Not in a smart ass way but again is some over compensation or self doubting (?) way. At least 11 Thank yous and 4 I'm sorrys within 7,8 minutes. What is that ?

haha I am guilty of the apologising sometimes myself!

The other day I was walking to my car and this lad was walking down the road with this huge camping rucksack, like he had the whole 02 arena folded up in there or something.

As he walked past it predictably smacked me in the face and I instinctively said 'Oh sorry mate'. The cunt just ignored me and walked on. Part of me wanted to get in my car and mow him down but instead I just quietly seethed at my own reactive pathetic behaviour.

[Gandalf]

Have many and no doubt have some that drive nerves of others..

'No doubt' could be one. Not sure where came from but say it all the time! One that gets me is when you have those people who constantly say 'thank you'. Not just for pleasantry and respect but numerous times during a conversation. Its just feeble. I had a client yesterday and during a simple transaction and small talk about heart medication for pet she said thank you at the end of EVERY sentence It drove me fooking nuts....eventually I just stopped talking and went with 'mmm hmm' and nodding the head. Sure as shit at the end she started apologizing for taking up so much of our time...as she's walking out the door. Not in a smart ass way but again is some over compensation or self doubting (?) way. At least 11 Thank yous and 4 I'm sorrys within 7,8 minutes. What is that ?

haha I am guilty of the apologising sometimes myself!

The other day I was walking to my car and this lad was walking down the road with this huge camping rucksack, like he had the whole 02 arena folded up in there or something.

As he walked past it predictably smacked me in the face and I instinctively said 'Oh sorry mate'. The cunt just ignored me and walked on. Part of me wanted to get in my car and mow him down but instead I just quietly seethed at my own reactive pathetic behaviour.

Haha, you are so the opposite of me!

[erics44]

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[boozeboxer]

I think most of these are brain tics and habits formed by a lack of short term memory to buy them time to say something else. Like people that say "ummm" alot.

[katfight]

People that actually say lol !!!!!! Fuck off!!!
And people that say right before a sentence arrrrrggghhh
This is just something that annoys me because I live in yorkshire but come from the midlands.........
"your not from round here are ya ?? Your a cockney "
No I'm not
Yes you are

I think I no where I'm from u fucking retard !!!
Btw I'm close 2 2000 post I hope there is a reward !!!

[:::PSL:::]

"You know"

"nuff said"

"FACT!"

[katfight]

I swear a lot that could be annoying :/

[Memphis]

People that actually say lol !!!!!! Fuck off!!!
And people that say right before a sentence arrrrrggghhh
This is just something that annoys me because I live in yorkshire but come from the midlands.........
"your not from round here are ya ?? Your a cockney "
No I'm not
Yes you are

I think I no where I'm from u fucking retard !!!
Btw I'm close 2 2000 post I hope there is a reward !!!

Im think we had a thread about this very subject a while back and the upshot is you are perfectly entitled to punch anyone who says the 'word' lol in the face.

Hope this helps.

[katfight]

Punching my daughter in the face may get me arrested :/

[Kev]

People that actually say lol !!!!!! Fuck off!!!
And people that say right before a sentence arrrrrggghhh
This is just something that annoys me because I live in yorkshire but come from the midlands.........
"your not from round here are ya ?? Your a cockney "
No I'm not
Yes you are

I think I no where I'm from u fucking retard !!!
Btw I'm close 2 2000 post I hope there is a reward !!!

A night with the hobbit is yours

[katfight]

People that actually say lol !!!!!! Fuck off!!!
And people that say right before a sentence arrrrrggghhh
This is just something that annoys me because I live in yorkshire but come from the midlands.........
"your not from round here are ya ?? Your a cockney "
No I'm not
Yes you are

I think I no where I'm from u fucking retard !!!
Btw I'm close 2 2000 post I hope there is a reward !!!

A night with the hobbit is yours

[Spicoli]

Wanna piece of candy lil girl
I have one on here, always gets me. "IMO" aka In my opinion. Is it similiar to 'Just saying' ? Almost seems a fail safe device set up in the case another asks "What are you nuts" for stating a maybe unpopular (?) opinion. Then again I've used "I believe" in some cases Has always struck me odd.

Also "Take care". George carlin had a great bit on this one.

[Memphis]

Sometimes bolstered with the H

IM...H....O

Makes it more authoritative with the H.

[boozeboxer]

"To be honest with you" as if everything you said previously was a lie or should be questioned??