LYLE'S EUROPEAN TOUR!!!

[Steelie]

How are you gonna get your banjo through customs?

[JT Rock]

How are you gonna get your banjo through customs?

Along with his life sized cardboard cutout of George Foreman...LOL!!!

[X]

How are you gonna get your banjo through customs?

Ha ha lol

[El Kabong]

I could bring everyone some very cheap cigarettes...I do hail from North "By God" Carolina, the state that made colonizing profitable.

But anywho, it's very funny for you to make fun of my state when yall live in places close to Wales...uh huh, "redneck" is not a term held in by geographic or political boarders

[X]

But anywho, it's very funny for you to make fun of my state when yall live in places close to Wales...uh huh, "redneck" is not a term held in by geographic or political boarders

There are no Rednecks in Wales. It's always raining so there is no danger of any reddening of the neck.

It may be true to say that we are small minded, pariochal, warlike sheep shaggers who hold a grudge better than Sicilians - but don't you be calling us rednecks!

We play Welsh harps, not banjos.
We only want to lynch people who are not Welsh
We have our own language that we use to exclude others
We have a small country chip on BOTH shoulders
We do not live on baked beans around a campfire
You have never heard of Brokeback Boyo

[El Kabong]

Well I leave the 17th...so this time next week it's LYLE DOES EUROPE!

Anyone from England going to be near London for the time between the 17th and the 1st of August

[Howlin Mad Missy]

But anywho, it's very funny for you to make fun of my state when yall live in places close to Wales...uh huh, "redneck" is not a term held in by geographic or political boarders

There are no Rednecks in Wales. It's always raining so there is no danger of any reddening of the neck.

It may be true to say that we are small minded, pariochal, warlike sheep shaggers who hold a grudge better than Sicilians - but don't you be calling us rednecks!

We play Welsh harps, not banjos.
We only want to lynch people who are not Welsh
We have our own language that we use to exclude others
We have a small country chip on BOTH shoulders
We do not live on baked beans around a campfire
You have never heard of Brokeback Boyo

How's the pot noodle mine?

[Memphis]

Anyone from England going to be near London for the time between the 17th and the 1st of August

This is just a guess mind you, but I'd almost bank on there being some people from England near London between the 17th and the 1st.

Hope this helps.

[superheavyrhun]

have fun Lyle my brotha

if it London, I would like to go to a store buy something look at the price and say "By Jove"

then after you purchase it look at the clerk and say "pip pip cheerio"

I have often wondered if people ever talked that way other than in the movies.

Well, i lived down there for three years, and I only found one person who spoke like that. Next time i found him, he had a broken nose and the lenses in his glasses were smashed!

My advice for london would be to head for Soho, nearest tube is Tottenham Court Road, and head for the Toucan for a few pints of the best Guinness in the country, and then head to the Blues bar for live music 7 nights a week. And if you meet a big girl with black hair who claims to like horror movies and asks you out, don't do it, she's a loony, I went with her once, and took me weeks to get her off my trail!

Enjoy Lyle, should be a top notch trip!

[Mad_Dog]

Anyone from England going to be near London for the time between the 17th and the 1st of August

This is just a guess mind you, but I'd almost bank on there being some people from England near London between the 17th and the 1st.

Hope this helps.

you sure about that? Dont send him on wild goose chases if you are not sure

[Memphis]

Hey I did say I'd ALMOST bank on it. Lyle doesnt chase geese, family members on the other hand.

[X]

Here are some good hints and tips for next time you come over

http://www.jomiller.com/guide/

[El Kabong]

I didn't get to go to England, I went to Paris, Bayeux, Bruuges, and Versailles