Who hopes there is a thunderstorm on the day of the Royal wedding?

[Andre]

I don't even live in the country, but already I am extremely irritated by this Royal wedding nonsense. Obviously I despise the monarchy as an extremely outdated concept with no place within a functioning modern democracy. But what galls me the most is the significant role these former dictators still hold over the UK. Everyone in the country is getting a day off because a couple of young ones are getting married? I think it is great for people to have a day off work, but because of this? It is outrageous. And British taxpayers are paying for it all. In a time of austerity the British tax payer is paying for an OTT wedding that will likely end in divorce if the parents are anything to go by. I'm sure Bilbo will come on harping about revenue that is made by it all, but that is besides the point. Anyone buying Royal wedding souvenirs should be rounded up and they should all be shot at dawn. I think most of these young offenders are thinking much more clearly than most of Middle England.

Youth offenders scrub up for the royal wedding - Crime, UK - The Independent

I hope that there is a thunderstorm on the day and that both of the young protagonists are systematically electrocuted. Come to think of it I dream of sheath after sheath of lightning thunderbolts taking them all out one by one. If that were a possibility I might watch it, but otherwise no. And that's the final thing that enrages me. I want to watch the news when I turn on the TV, but I can guarantee that even out here BBC world will be giving round the clock coverage to it all.

So, who else is hoping for thunderbolts and lightning?

To be fair, i'd imagine the revenue gained from the event will far outweigh the cost of staging it.

I don't want it to rain though. I hope it's sunny. Nothing worse than having a day off and having to stay in because the weather is shit.

I see you sitting holding hands with your friend (the girl one) on a soaking wet afternoon watch this together and you will be thinking "this bastard gets some tonight, I wounder if I can? wonder if I should try? Will the Queen mind?

Fuck off, i hope you get cataracts

I have dogs that act, I hate cataracts.

[Mattyhitman]

Not bothered if it rains down south, but not up north please !

My mates missus is planning a party to celebrate, really it's any excuse to use the day off to get pissed. Party / bbq starts from 1:30, dress code is wedding style ( for the crack ) and some karaoke on the night once well fuelled. Looking forward to it now, wasnt bothered before, now got a reason to get out of bed before 2pm.

[X]

Can somebody please tell that Kate Middleton to kill that bastard mother in law of hers so that I can finally have a wank over the 20 pound note again.

[IronDanLaw]

I don't care about it, never have cared for the Royal Family, they do sod all for this country and should be abolished.

[Andre]

I don't care about it, never have cared for the Royal Family, they do sod all for this country and should be abolished.

I agree fuk them, I think you should turn up at the wedding and do some extreme Ironing Dan, Just a pair of skin colored jocks on with just white bridal netting over your hair. You'll be famous the world over.
*Extreme Ironing forums the world over would hail you as king.



Please note: (this is not subliminal advertising its another bold act ).

[mattboxingfan]

I don't even live in the country, but already I am extremely irritated by this Royal wedding nonsense. Obviously I despise the monarchy as an extremely outdated concept with no place within a functioning modern democracy. But what galls me the most is the significant role these former dictators still hold over the UK. Everyone in the country is getting a day off because a couple of young ones are getting married? I think it is great for people to have a day off work, but because of this? It is outrageous. And British taxpayers are paying for it all. In a time of austerity the British tax payer is paying for an OTT wedding that will likely end in divorce if the parents are anything to go by. I'm sure Bilbo will come on harping about revenue that is made by it all, but that is besides the point. Anyone buying Royal wedding souvenirs should be rounded up and they should all be shot at dawn. I think most of these young offenders are thinking much more clearly than most of Middle England.

Youth offenders scrub up for the royal wedding - Crime, UK - The Independent

I hope that there is a thunderstorm on the day and that both of the young protagonists are systematically electrocuted. Come to think of it I dream of sheath after sheath of lightning thunderbolts taking them all out one by one. If that were a possibility I might watch it, but otherwise no. And that's the final thing that enrages me. I want to watch the news when I turn on the TV, but I can guarantee that even out here BBC world will be giving round the clock coverage to it all.

So, who else is hoping for thunderbolts and lightning?

No i hope it is a lovely day! I'd hate to have it rain when i get married. Your a grumpy git!

[Gandalf]

I don't care about it, never have cared for the Royal Family, they do sod all for this country and should be abolished.

Now that's the kind of attitude I like!

[BIG H]

I still want to lick her bum hole though

[Gandalf]

I still want to lick her bum hole though

Get down there on the day of the wedding and I will give you a cool click!