Hall of Fame: Tyson yes Stallone??

[brocktonblockbust]

hey Miles, whazzup dude? Hey, seein as that Volcano fight aint goin down til August or so, I was thinkin of squeezin in a little warmup fight with .........., you know that contrary, pedantic little twit on this forum. And seein as you are the Big Cheese Promoter, I figure you could double your earnings in a single summer by settin' this thing up for me.

I'll be down to 147 by end of July. At that time I could use a win by first round knockout over ......... It would be a good tuneup for the Volcano. Please check with our previously-discussed Special Agent about setting this biggy up. Thank you Miles.

[Mars_ax]

Sylvester Stallone's Induction Speech at HOF. (good speech)

[Gandalf]

But, my god, how much plastic surgery has that man had? He looks quite ridiculous.

[brocktonblockbust]

nice one Miles...well I know he's had his sinuses replaced, and orbital eye socket re-zonked twice.

[AdamGB]

hey Miles, whazzup dude? Hey, seein as that Volcano fight aint goin down til August or so, I was thinkin of squeezin in a little warmup fight with AdamGB, you know that contrary, pedantic little twit on this forum. And seein as you are the Big Cheese Promoter, I figure you could double your earnings in a single summer by settin' this thing up for me.

I'll be down to 147 by end of July. At that time I could use a win by first round knockout over this NancyGB. It would be a good tuneup for the Volcano. Please check with our previously-discussed Special Agent about setting this biggy up. Thank you Miles.

Shhh... you're not supposed to start a sentence with 'and'. I'd love to be your first fight though. It'd be a good learning experience for you.

You'll have to see if Miles can set this one up. Should be easy enough though, far from being pedantic I'd actually be quite happy to meet any demands you may have -

The ring: any size you want

Gloves: Hell forget gloves... if you wanted to be bare knuckle and have me duct tape two king sized mattresses onto my fists it'd be fine. Fuck you can even decide what boots I have to wear... I'm thinking 200lb concrete cast blocks on each leg would be OK.

Rounds: Again, any length and amount that suit you... even if you want the ability to pause the action when ever needed and have me do continuous burpees whilst you get massaged by the ring card girls for as long as you need, that's fine.

Weight: This is the only point I will be strict on... i refuse to lose more than 90% of my bodyweight... any more than that and it would be too easy for you... this is meant to be a learning experience, after all.


I have to say though... I think I am a bad choice... You're completely inexperienced so why waste your first fight with a walk over like me? Before you hit the mean 147lb Korean circuit seriously, you need a fighter that will push you, challenge you and make you learn... being that you're an inexperienced, out of shape 50 year old... I really don't think that I, as a young, experienced amateur light heavy weight who makes a living by being in constant good shape can give you that challenge.

You'll need more than a box of spoons before you do this thing for real... and I don't think I can give you what you need.

[brocktonblockbust]

200lb concrete cast blocks on each leg would be OK.

225 and its a "go".

p.s. that post was typed BEFORE we made up.

[AdamGB]

Don't try and pull a Wlad on me... I'm not gonna be lured into a false sense of security by your charm offensive!

[brocktonblockbust]

what if I play a Michael Jackson tune?

[Hulk]

Don't try and pull a Wlad on me... I'm not gonna be lured into a false sense of security by your charm offensive!

hahaha