Has anyone ever become obsessed with you?

[Ghost]

You guys do realize Missys packin' right?
And I dont mean that in slang...

arent we all obsessed with Missy ?

only about 6 of you but I can handle that

Are we gonna play hide the sausage?

What you lot get up to on your own time is none of my business

As for me, I have standards regardless of what H says.

Only question is, when do you raise the bar?

after I hit you over the head with it

Kinky

[Nameless]

You guys do realize Missys packin' right?
And I dont mean that in slang...

arent we all obsessed with Missy ?

only about 6 of you but I can handle that

Are we gonna play hide the sausage?

What you lot get up to on your own time is none of my business

As for me, I have standards regardless of what H says.

Only question is, when do you raise the bar?

after I hit you over the head with it

Kinky

I think we have a different version of kinky.

THAT'S KINKY!

[BIG H]

You guys do realize Missys packin' right?
And I dont mean that in slang...

arent we all obsessed with Missy ?

only about 6 of you but I can handle that

Are we gonna play hide the sausage?

What you lot get up to on your own time is none of my business

As for me, I have standards regardless of what H says.

You do have standards, just very very poor ones

[Ghost]

You guys do realize Missys packin' right?
And I dont mean that in slang...

arent we all obsessed with Missy ?

only about 6 of you but I can handle that

Are we gonna play hide the sausage?

What you lot get up to on your own time is none of my business

As for me, I have standards regardless of what H says.

Only question is, when do you raise the bar?

after I hit you over the head with it

Kinky

I think we have a different version of kinky.

THAT'S KINKY!

That's not kinky, that every Friday Night around here.

[Nameless]

You guys do realize Missys packin' right?
And I dont mean that in slang...

arent we all obsessed with Missy ?

only about 6 of you but I can handle that

Are we gonna play hide the sausage?

What you lot get up to on your own time is none of my business

As for me, I have standards regardless of what H says.

Only question is, when do you raise the bar?

after I hit you over the head with it

Kinky

I think we have a different version of kinky.

THAT'S KINKY!

That's not kinky, that every Friday Night around here.

Well, that's awesome then!

[Howlin Mad Missy]

You guys do realize Missys packin' right?
And I dont mean that in slang...

arent we all obsessed with Missy ?

only about 6 of you but I can handle that

Are we gonna play hide the sausage?

What you lot get up to on your own time is none of my business

As for me, I have standards regardless of what H says.

You do have standards, just very very poor ones

Community care H. Community care...

Not my fault that he went from living in a room to a caravan.... gypo bastard. Needs stabbing.

Not to put anyone off my well diguised nice side

[Howlin Mad Missy]

You guys do realize Missys packin' right?
And I dont mean that in slang...

arent we all obsessed with Missy ?

only about 6 of you but I can handle that

Are we gonna play hide the sausage?

What you lot get up to on your own time is none of my business

As for me, I have standards regardless of what H says.

Only question is, when do you raise the bar?

after I hit you over the head with it

Kinky

I think we have a different version of kinky.

THAT'S KINKY!

That's not kinky, that every Friday Night around here.

Well, that's awesome then!

I have several whips. PVC makes you very sweaty.

[Nameless]

You guys do realize Missys packin' right?
And I dont mean that in slang...

arent we all obsessed with Missy ?

only about 6 of you but I can handle that

Are we gonna play hide the sausage?

What you lot get up to on your own time is none of my business

As for me, I have standards regardless of what H says.

Only question is, when do you raise the bar?

after I hit you over the head with it

Kinky

I think we have a different version of kinky.

THAT'S KINKY!

That's not kinky, that every Friday Night around here.

Well, that's awesome then!

I have several whips. PVC makes you very sweaty.

Once you wear it, it's normally standard to have to remove it to conclude the evening anyway

[Howlin Mad Missy]

it peels

[Preme]

Nope never till I came here, but then VD and ice berg boxing;

commented on everything, love letters in pm's - was such a pain!

I feel for you Miles.

[miron_lang]

If you ever get married and have kids you will chnage that view - trust me. It may sound lame to you, but nothing I did in my life prior to becoming a dad means anything in comparison to what I feel for my wife and family.

and

REP

[Youngblood]

am grunching this thread. (that means I didn't read fuck all of it, but am replying anyway...)

I got a shit ton of people obsessed with me, imo. I have people who want to try and beat me up just so they can say they did. Haters who gonna hate. I have people who I hear claim we are friends I've never met or heard of. And after I put my dick in a chic when I've had a few drinks and leave my facebook on at their house, they nearly always jump on my acct pretending to be me saying shit like "I :heart: Shayna, Carly, Karen or wtf ever" ...and it sometimes takes me days to catch it before deleting. As that's a real potential future pussy killer.

I know, life's freakin rough, right?

[amat]

yb is just trying to kill bilbo with jealousy.

In high school, my best friend's girlfriend's best friend (does that make sense) was this Indian girl who had a body that I'm not kidding was like a 10 out of 10 but a face that was 0 out of 10. It was the worst butterface of all time. No amount of alcohol could overcome the large nose, braces, she always appeared to have a mustache even though her friend said it was just how her skin was shaded. It was really bad. I forget her name but she had a sister with a prettier face but some puge. If she had her sister's face then she would have been hot and super doable. She was pretty obsessed with me as far as high school obsessions go. My piece of shit friend always tried to follow his girlfriends lead and try to encourage me to hook up with her and I felt like punching him on every occasion.

Then this time last year I had just broken up with my ex and I was in the journalism room at school doing some editing for the paper while another class was going on. I had the same professor as I did for first year, one of the girls in the class didn't have a book. So the teacher asked me if I still had a book. I did and she told me to let this girl borrow it. I didn't have it on me so I got her number. She was really really bangin but super super Mexican (half Brazilian too) She had the winged out eye makeup, the four dots tattooed on her hand, red converse, red highlights red everything. So I got her number and told her I would drop it off. As soon as the class was over she texted 'hey' and I replied that I was gonna be there for a bit and I would drop it off later. Then she started talking about what I was doing that night, if I had a girlfriend and all this crazy stuff. I was so shocked I couldn't believe it was happening and that night she came to my house (I was living alone) and literally 5 hours after I met her we fucked and it was amazing. After that she did become kinda obsessed, but that lasted all of a week because she was from Fresno and her sister had MS and died. I heard from her once afterwards and then met my current girlfriend a short time after. That was a wild week though. She sent me like over 1000 texts in the course of a week it was nuts.

[Gandalf]

What is going on with the rhetorical style of the young people on this site? I have to blink and wince every time I get through a sentence, but what makes it worse is that the sentences are so poorly put together they are almost like half sentences bunched together. This is America before true austerity. God help that nation. I see a generation of Kid Thunder types on the rise. The UK is likely headed much the same way.

[Andre]

What is going on with the rhetorical style of the young people on this site? I have to blink and wince every time I get through a sentence, but what makes it worse is that the sentences are so poorly put together they are almost like half sentences bunched together. This is America before true austerity. God help that nation. I see a generation of Kid Thunder types on the rise. The UK is likely headed much the same way.

Chemicals in hydroponics Miles.