Quote Originally Posted by Youngblood View Post
lol ICB always the ladies man.

well, ur bad luck Missy. And for the record I shaved my balls just in case you did show up. just figured you probs fell over like the drunk tart you are somewhere trying to get here, and am likely right.

Hope it was a good one anyway.
You enjoy those itchy balls as the hair grows back.

p.s- bald bollocks just look wrong. Trim 'em if you must but you just look weird.

p.p.s I was enjoying the gym, pool, jacuzzi and spa, a little drinking & some bikini malfunctions but still had a jolly time.