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[AdamGB]

lol wtf is going on in here?

ok Adam is obv drunk and it's what not even noon wherever that place he lives is. Where lbs and kilos are stones and money is quids or quarks or something. All i know is its all ass backwards and reads like A Clockwork Orange except without the cool outfits.

So tomorrow I shall be drunk by 9 am and post rubbish while doing 4000 crunches. Then punch a horse.

Kilos are kilos and pounds are pounds. A stone is just a unit of 14 pounds.
Oh and a quid is just slang for 1 pound sterling... Same as a buck is slang for a dollar.

Stop me if this is becoming too complicated.











Oh and top my trump you drunken infant!
Edit: also don't get drunk off your first shandy at 9am and punch your girlfriend... That's not nice.