Ooh good thread.

There's a few....


Nonito 'I defeated Darchinyan nine years ago so am a bonafide p4p great right now, which I confirm every time I beat the snot out of another tiny little man child' Donaire

Oscar ' Behind my fake smile and nice white teeth I am really a cold psycopath with less human empathy than Dexter Morgan. I like to dress up like a lady, and then put the lotion in the basket' De La Hoya

Ricky ' Please laugh at my jokes because I'm fat and jolly and you know I'm desperately unhappy inside ' Hatton

There are others but these annoy me the most.