Can we do another facebook exchange?

[Kev]

Though to be fair, I probably spend more time interacting with you guys than my real-life friends and some of you probably know me about as well as they do, at least in an intellectual sense.

Meaningless words unless you let me friend your real account.

My 'fake' account is actually my real one, so to speak. I've had it for years and years. I like it because none of the dumbfucks I went to school with can add me and I can pretty much control who knows it's me and who befriends me.

I created one using my real name once I finished school and got a legitimate job because it became necessary from a networking standpoint. People I knew from work wanted to add me and I didn't want to let them see what a fucking weird motherfucker I actually am, so I created a new account using my real name. So far, about three hundred and fifty thousand assholes who I want nothing to do with have sent friend requests because of that stupid goddamn account, but I suppose it's a necessary evil. I almost never post on it though and I hate the fact that I have to add people as 'friends' who I have no intention of ever interacting with in any meaningful way.

I never post anything good on the real account anyways, all that stuff goes on the fake one.

Fair enough, I can relate to that at least.