Sorry lads I will paste his threads over there.

"most well respected and beloved forum member" saddo boxing community

 Pretty sure you guys are gonna grow to love me

Spent ages on that forum and the guys over there absolutely adore me.

I kinda know how it feels to be the milkybar kid



spent the night in jail

 mate of mine pre arranged a get together with a tasty little firm from wales (ALL of which came tooled up)

was promised only 20 or so of the slags but ended up with double that. Went straight to work on the top dog and wrapped a wrench around his head, claret everywhere. Old bill caught me smashing up a valuev sized taffy and tazered me

private solicitor gets me out on a plea, reckons though i could do a bit of bird for this



woke up next to an ex eastenders actress

absolute mental night, was popping pills all evening. Woke up to find this rather tasty number straddling me, turns out she is an actress who has been in various tv shows

still sound asleep, got to have her out of here by 10, kids 18year old babysitter is coming round at midday for a few lines of snort and a bounce on my bollocks


how old were you when you were first arrested?

 remember it like it was yesterday.....

dad had bought me a new bike for my 10th birthday and i was riding it in the town centre when 4 yobs about 18-20 in age started giving me grief and calling me names

got off bike and fronted one who walked towards me, nutted him on the spot. 2 of the 3 lads had it on their toes one went for me and eventually got caught with a world famous knee trembler

police turn up at my doorstep middle of the night. Got a £250 fine, mere pennies for my old man but he still gave me an hiding for it


how many girls (birds, slags) you ever had on the go at one time??

 think im counting 9 at the moment, 2/3 disputable ones im leaving out of that figure

you know the score, they think youve got there undivided attention but really youve got each and every one of them on the go

make up some bullshit story about being round your mums when you know full well you`ll be hanging out of her best mate by the end of the evening

hard juggling all that mind, dont think i could handle any more than i currently have