Now you are older, do you regret anything?

[Gandalf]

I regret how last week I attempted to do the washing up and in the process smashed two plates. Not only did I smash the plates but I got a shard of plate stuck in my foot and there was lots of blood. It wasn't very nice.

Eeeeew! I thought you were married, doesn't the wife look after the domestic side of it?

Yes married, but only 3 days a week. There are no decent jobs in this city so I turfed her out to earn some money. Unfortunately it means I have to tackle the washing up and I am not very good at it.