I am an attractive enough person and have had girlfriends in the UK, but looking back I question my mental state even then. I don't hate white whales, I just don't want to bed them. I am more than willing to have a conversation with them though. Women here are like women used to be in the UK. They think about family, others, their appearance and all those things that the pig trough west has totally forgotten about.

Marrying a porky, self obsessed, lush would be my biggest nightmare. It is no secret that British women are the biggest in Europe and amongst the biggest in the world. Terrifying. Who wouldn't want a pretty, slim, intelligent, Korean as compared to a crisp munching zombie with an addiction for reality TV.