Signs that you are getting older

[pacfan]

On a similar not my nose hair is growing out of control.

...a kung-fu master with drooping nose hairs...hmmm, let me see....
...naw, it ain't look right, get yourself a nice pair of twizzers, Master.
...don't forget some balms too...

you try to kneel down wherever and you bash your fuckıng shın lıke never beofre, mısjudgıng ımpacts and angles and space by that lıttle smıdgeon whıch made the dıfference ın the ınjury but dıdnt used to happen.

It sounded more like a drunkard than an ol' man...