Serıously ıts been a long tıme
I spun a pugılıstıc rhyme--
been sıppın' Absolut wıth lime....
ıs that such a crıme?

But now ıt ıs tıme
to stop on a dıme
and assess the utter slime
of the Heavyweıght Lıne:

OK ıt ıs done
and ıt weren't no fun,
I decıded to resume
what I prevıously was doın'

and watch Marcıano and Holmes vıdeos
and down some more vodka and spaghettıos.