Justin Bieber: "I'm a pretty good boxer."

[Kev]

I would pay good money to see Bilbo vs Justin Bieber. I'd probably put Bilbo as a slight outsider, but it really would be a close call. The amount of lusting after teenage girls from these two would be very significant though.

Maybe on the undercard we could see VD vs Lil Bow Wow and Cut Me Mick vs Shannon Briggs?

I would happily take a bribe to go down in the first. About 50 dollars would seal it. And maybe a sniff of his fingers after he's spent an evening with one of those Latino honies he's so keen on.

Sniffing a boy's fingers is very gay.

Disturbing for sure.

Disturbing would have been wanting to suck his fingers.

I would only have wanted to do that had he just been with that gorgeous ex girlfriend who sang the anthem for Manny Pacquiao, I think in the Mosely fight.

Under such circumstances it would definitely not be disturbing or gay.