It's the battle of the grunts today. Hopefully the Aussie crowd will do some mocking. The noises these women make are hideous. Sharapova is not a woman either, the damn creature is as tall as me and is like some kind of ladyboy man thing with breasts. Hardly Serena Williams though.

I hope she wins as her scream is a good 2 decibels lower and Azarenka is off her rocker.